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Caption This Contest - 8/1/11

Ladies, the line forms right over there...
 
Damn!!...she got booty for days!!

That. Just. Happened. (tapatalk)
 
Not even the flavor saver is ranked in the top 10 on tour.
 
Lucas Glover told me the beard worked for him!!!
 
Oops, I thought this was the interview for the next 'Pipe Dream' show!


Tapatalk... Loved by me hated by the wife.
 
The glasses? Well, when you're gunning to be number one, you gotta watch your back.
 
How much longer do I have to grow this beard until get its own twitter account?
 
I hope there is a Perkins in Akron, I really want a Chicken Tender Melt.
 
I've never heard of this 20Xi thing on my hat... So what is it?
 
Zach! Zach Galifianakas! Can I have you-- Oh, never mind, it's just Tiger. Does he even play golf anymore?
 
"This beard represents a new ME. In golf and in life. Seriously!"
 
I see you in the back. Yeah you girl. Yes she got half my money but im still stupid rich. Yes this is real facial hair. No it doesnt have a nike tag in the back of it. I had to give my Nike hair back. Suck it Nike back!!
 
It works for Brett Favre when he retires so I guess I'll try it too.
 
Looks like he's thinking -
Mmmm.......gonna get me some of that!
 
So I was talking with Lucas Glover since we both schlep for Nike. We talked about how both of us got caught cheating on our wives and how we both pulled that whole entering rehab scam to avoid accepting responsibility. Lucas grew a beard and won this year for the first time since the 2009 U.S. Open so I figured, what the heck, maybe the beard will help me win my first major since the 2008 U.S. Open. Who knew we had so much in common?
 
Where are all the white women at?
 
Chuck Norris' beard would have already won 19 majors...
 
Ahhhh, that felt good, hope no one heard that one. Silent but deadly. Rory will blame his poor performance on the sour smell later...
 
If you can't beat 'em...
 
Tiger growing his 2012 playoff beard...
 
Tiger mentally going through his little black book...
 
Screw red on Sundays, this is my new "Blue on Sunday" Perkins look.
 
I'm growing out my beard. I want that Harydolphin swag :)
 
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