How often does a Zipper attack your face?

[OldandStiff]

I had the semi-regular occurrance of throwing a piece of zippered outerwear on yesterday only to immediately realize it had raked across my very innocent nose.

Doesn't necessarily show up in the moment but it sure is today. I know I move faster than most but I can't be the only guy this happens to. Share your similar experiences, please.

 

[Templet0n]

 

[MtlJeff]

Youre lucky it was your nose!

I've probably been victimized by belts more, like falling on my foot or something from a dresser. Or being hit with them (though I do pay good money for that)

 

[OldandStiff]

Don't even pretend..

 

[e1iterate]

I’ve not had any said issues

 

[Steve2100]

Be glad it was just your face!

 

[Templet0n]

Don't even pretend..

I can’t think I have ever had this happen.. you’re weird dude. Lol

 

[MWard]

In the interest of not banning myself, I shall refrain from commentary. That being said…

 

[OldandStiff]

I can’t think I have ever had this happen.. you’re weird dude. Lol

I'm dancing in the checkout line of a bargain warehouse my wife made me come to. This is known.

But also,

 

[MSEASU]

 

[ULEWZ]

Slow day at the ranch? Me thinks eggnog may have played a roll in the zipper attack.

 

[TJRyska]

 

[Templet0n]

I'm dancing in the checkout line of a bargain warehouse my wife made me come to. This is known.

But also,

Literally.. never.. I don’t throw my coat on like it’s a cap to run out of the house.. I am not that suave..

Or maybe mamma @Templet0n taught me how to put on my clothes properly..

 

[camden_kid]

 

[OldandStiff]

I’ve not had any said issues

Slow day at the ranch? Me thinks eggnog may have played a roll in the zipper attack.

Literally.. never.. I don’t throw my coat on like it’s a cap to run out of the house.. I am not that suave..

Or maybe mamma @Templet0n taught me how to put on my clothes properly..

Your unwillingness to admit to similar mistakes in your life is making my nose sad!

 

[Templet0n]

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Your unwillingness to admit to similar mistakes in your life is making my nose sad!

Jeez dude.. what the hell? Who gets beat up by a jacket!?

 

[OldandStiff]

Jeez dude.. what the hell? Who gets beat up by a jacket!?

 

[That post]

Now that I’ve grown out my beard it is happening much more frequently and tying to de-beard me more ferociously than my wife.

 

[Templet0n]

Apparently. Old, stiff, attacked by clothes.

 

[CBaker]

 

[Dartgod]

Be glad it was just your face!
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Frankths and beans!

 

[MSEASU]

Jeez dude.. what the hell? Who gets beat up by a jacket!?

 

[1860VS]

I haven't had a zipper attack my face, but I did have one attack my commando head once........

 

[Golfers Anonymous]

It’s clothes though and you control them is this a pain enjoyment kink?

 

[OldandStiff]

Now that I’ve grown out my beard it is happening much more frequently and tying to de-beard me more ferociously than my wife.

So devil on the poll then?!