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The "Mildly Annoying" Thread

ClairefromClare said:
Oh carp--Boo Girl decided to log on, and I didn't change my avatar to something G rated in time. Busted!
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:laughing: Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are... quoted from Larry the Cable Guy.
 
We still have our trash and recycling out from Thursday. If they don't pick up soon we're going to request a credit. We've been taking out more each morning and even if they pick up by Monday we won't really need them when Thursday rolls around again.
 
ClairefromClare said:
Of course, though I seriously doubt (hope) she didn't quite get it all.
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Just tell her its a lady in her bathing suit riding a horse or swatting a fly away. Might work.
 
Nicky and I were getting ready to go for a walk and Phillip woke up so I had to bring him. He sat down in the road and refused to move. I have no idea why - typical stubborn man. Anyway, luckily I had a treat in my pocket so he got up for that - again typical man.
 
Diane said:
Nicky and I were getting ready to go for a walk and Phillip woke up so I had to bring him. He sat down in the road and refused to move. I have no idea why - typical stubborn man. Anyway, luckily I had a treat in my pocket so he got up for that - again typical man.
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Why the man bash..if anything I think we're non-typical. Some just give us a bad rap:D
 
Diane said:
Nicky and I were getting ready to go for a walk and Phillip woke up so I had to bring him. He sat down in the road and refused to move. I have no idea why - typical stubborn man. Anyway, luckily I had a treat in my pocket so he got up for that - again typical man.
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I'll remember this when my dog stops, starts, and stops walking again. Typical woman can't make up her mind
 
thanks1974 said:
I'll remember this when my dog stops, starts, and stops walking again. Typical woman can't make up her mind
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I've already explained this to MO. We just think faster and you can't keep up. I bet Smallie could find the discussion.
 
Diane said:
I've already explained this to MO. We just think faster and you can't keep up. I bet Smallie could find the discussion.
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yeah but he's a good politician..we might have to revoke his man card
 
jefffann said:
Diane....
guess you get to keep your card.
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What are you trying to say Jeff? How large is that foot you've stuffed in your mouth?
 
jefffann said:
Why the man bash..if anything I think we're non-typical. Some just give us a bad rap:D
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Yeah, 99% of us give the other 1% a bad name.
 
Diane said:
What are you trying to say Jeff? How large is that foot you've stuffed in your mouth?
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Hey it's a desease.so you're supposed to overlook it.Foot in mouth desease is common in men who talk to women.
 
Also a lack of speeling it would seem in my case.....spelling..whatever....
 
MO_Hacker said:
It has to be Smallie, I have no political ambitions.
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I think so too but I have too many skeletons to pursue anything political!
 
Smallville said:
I think so too but I have too many skeletons to pursue anything political!
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That's easy to overcome, just deny everything and sling mud at your opponent! I'll be your campaign advisor, when do we start?

Question: Why does a red line show up under the word advisor? I'm not that smart but I'm pretty sure that's how you spell it.
 
Smallville said:
I think so too but I have too many skeletons to pursue anything political!
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That's something that keeps a lot of capable people out of politics..it's a shame cause we need some new blood IMO
 
I want someone to push a thumb really hard into each of my trapezius muscles and make slow circular motions. Fingers on the front of my shoulders, rubbing firmly.

Barring that, I want a stiff drink.

I'm not going to get either.
 
the friggin snow plow driver just pushed a two foot mound in front of my driveway
 
ClairefromClare said:
I want someone to push a thumb really hard into each of my trapezius muscles and make slow circular motions. Fingers on the front of my shoulders, rubbing firmly.

Barring that, I want a stiff drink.

I'm not going to get either.
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I have the hand and finger strength of a Terminator combined and the touch of a neurosurgeon. I also tend bar like Bryan Brown in Cocktail.

Just saying, Slim.

Kevin
 
jefffann said:
the friggin snow plow driver just pushed a two foot mound in front of my driveway
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Your truck is 4WD isn't it? Just go smash it all down!
 
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