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I think I should start plum bobbing. It will pair with the waggle quite nicely.
 
Apparently my lunch didn't make me sweat. The AC is not operating on the hottest day of the year. In ways I'm glad that's case. Lord jeebus it's a fire!
 
Canadan said:
I plumbobbed for the first time last night and made a putt.

This could be trouble.
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Fact; I dont know how to plumbob, nor do I know what it is supposed to do, nor do I care, nor do I want to care, nor do I want to try it, nor do I want to use nor again in this sentence.

Hawk said:
Apparently my lunch didn't make me sweat. The AC is not operating on the hottest day of the year. In ways I'm glad that's case. Lord jeebus it's a fire!
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Lol. Was wondering what it was you ate?
 
War Eagle said:
Fact; I dont know how to plumbob, nor do I know what it is supposed to do, nor do I care, nor do I want to care, nor do I want to try it, nor do I want to use nor again in this sentence.

Lol. Was wondering what it was you ate?
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I am not sure I do either. I just stuck my putter up in the air holding the grip and it was bobbing left of straight, meaning the putt would go left... and it did...

So maybe that's it.
 
Canadan said:
I am not sure I do either. I just stuck my putter up in the air holding the grip and it was bobbing left of straight, meaning the putt would go left... and it did...

So maybe that's it.
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Im going to do it with my driver on the tee box to see if the fairway slopes one way or the other.
 
Im going to blow some peoples minds with this.
 
Jman said:
Because I'm SURE some are getting their feathers ruffled now, ahem...

It's the beauty of this game, you can do what you want and believe in what you want. If its plum bobbing, more power to you, I respect the hell out of that. But I still think it's dumb.
Moving on now. Hehe
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Oh well then can I go there? IT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP YOU MAKE A PUTT. That's right, I said it.
 
Jjmorris said:
Jman's mind is blown easily..

In fact, it sounds like you already have.
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I'm regretting sending you those two hybrids now....
 
War Eagle said:
Im going to blow some peoples minds with this.
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Then repeatedly toss your ball in the air to see what direction the wind is coming from.
 
Kobey said:
Then repeatedly toss your ball in the air to see what direction the wind is coming from.
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Follow that with some Ray Lewis grass eating and he'd do more than blow minds.
 
Jman said:
I'm regretting sending you those two hybrids now....
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Like I said... Whether you think so or not, I owe you brotha.
 
Jjmorris said:
Jman's mind is blown easily..

In fact, it sounds like you already have.
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Stay with me on this one little brother;

1. Grab driver from the bag, and put the ball on the tee.
2. Step back from the ball, stare down the fairway while plumbobbing with driver in hand.
3. Make a curious looking face.
4. Walk back to bag, put driver away. Grab a 3W.
5. Plumbob with the 3W, step up and pipe it down the fairway.
6. People will not know what the heck just took place, and minds will be blown.

May cause some pace of play issues, however.
 
War Eagle said:
Stay with me on this one little brother;

1. Grab driver from the bag, and put the ball on the tee.
2. Step back from the ball, stare down the fairway while plumbobbing with driver in hand.
3. Make a curious looking face.
4. Walk back to bag, put driver away. Grab a 3W.
5. Plumbob with the 3W, step up and pipe it down the fairway.
6. People will not know what the heck just took place, and minds will be blown.

May cause some pace of play issues, however.
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Yes!

I'm picking up what your putting down.

I hear you clucking big chicken.
 
War Eagle said:
Stay with me on this one little brother;

1. Grab driver from the bag, and put the ball on the tee.
2. Step back from the ball, stare down the fairway while plumbobbing with driver in hand.
3. Make a curious looking face.
4. Walk back to bag, put driver away. Grab a 3W.
5. Plumbob with the 3W, step up and top it down the fairway.
6. People will not know what the heck just took place, and minds will be blown.
7. Verbally and physically abused by my playing partners.

May cause some pace of play issues, however.
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Slight FIFY
 
I wanted so badly to do something like that on the first tee of the AC Invitational, but I didn't want to make that many enemies so early in the morning.
 
Am I the only one who plays well for a couple weeks then forget how to swing a club for a week?
 
TimG3394 said:
Am I the only one who plays well for a couple weeks then forget how to swing a club for a week?
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Does playing well for a couple weeks and then forgetting how to play for a couple months count?
 
Absolutely not. Happens to all of us. Nothing a couple beers can't fix though!
 
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