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Correction, JB:
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Is this English?
It's caulkaniese. Soon to be released on rosetta stone. May I suggest you pick up a copy
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Correction, JB:
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Is this English?
Matty they are in your head already buddy!:bomb:
Ole Gray is awake from his nap! After I change him and give him his bottle, he will come rescue you Krackbush.
That's part of the plan, let them think they are in my head. As I sit back and laugh at the preschool jokes
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That's part of the plan, let them think they are in my head. As I sit back and laugh at the preschool jokes
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Keeping it real!
Let's keep this on topic. We don't really care what you learn about in school, Billy Madison.
He needs to moonwalk out of here and regroup. It was too early for him to start this.
He is clearly not learning. Matty!!
He is clearly not learning. Matty!!
Ole Gray is awake from his nap! I'm sure he will come rescue you Krackbush.
Krackbush is digging himself a pretty good hole with the staffers on here.. He will need a fireman's ladder to get out of it. lol He keeps plugging though. Take you another good shot of geritol and kick some arse Captain Krack!
Its like the caulk you remove from your tub before redoing it. It was tired, beat up, and just really not working anymore. Oh wait, that is his great grandpappy Ole Gray.
Naw,,,,, Captain Krack is older than me or Dawgdaddy! Krackbush is probably in his 70's right Matty?
Look here white socks
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LOL I"m just trying to keep you sane before the outing. They are not going to give up. Team THP still sucks:loser:
LOL I"m just trying to keep you sane before the outing. They are not going to give up. Team THP still sucks:loser:
OUCH!That's pretty nice of you, Chunky. You are correct. I have 8 months of fun ahead of me and I'm just getting warmed up. Poor matty will be pulling an AHA before long.
That's pretty nice of you, Chunky. You are correct. I have 8 months of fun ahead of me and I'm just getting warmed up. Poor matty will be pulling an AHA before long.
The truth is people really dont think they will be. I know you were and our little joke on you did not help. But once you played with me for a few holes, you got better.
Zzzzzzzzz, aren't you suppose to be at the range? Take a video of your session, I need a good laugh
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Zzzzzzzzz, aren't you suppose to be at the range? Take a video of your session, I need a good laugh
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That's pretty nice of you, Chunky. You are correct. I have 8 months of fun ahead of me and I'm just getting warmed up. Poor matty will be pulling an AHA before long.
I know that telling time isn't on your lesson plan until 2nd grade, but I said a couple hours about an hour ago.
My favorite part of this outing in particular is going to be the first tee on the North course. I will call it Nube hunting. When the nerves set in and you realize you dont want to go left because that is your villa and you dont want to mess up your blouse that was neatly folded, you aim down the middle. Then the whole "I dont want to be an internet golfer" hits you even harder than the humidity does and you peel one off to the right past those fairway bunkers that line the entire fairway on the right side.
See that is where the Nube hunting comes in. Because that is the driving range. And the hunting part is you picking up a hundred balls seeing which one is yours, while the golfers on the range are hitting as they go caulk hunting.
First tee of THP Outing competition golf. First time swinging in front of all your forum mates. The desire to hit it straight. Bang, "Sir, we are going to give you another, because that one was just plain awful".