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    Since I know there are more than a few of us on here, I figured this would be well received. Enjoy...

    Best branch of the US Armed Forces?

    A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven.

    There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best? Saint Peter replied, I cant answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.

    Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven. Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer.? Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust.

    Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:

    MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines
    SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best

    1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.
    2. Each serves America well and with distinction.
    3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 4. Always be proud of that.

    Warm Regards, GOD, USAF, Ret.
    C130 bag & 3.5+
    M5 440 9° w/ HZRDUS Smoke 6.0 @ 45.5"
    Epic Flash SZ 3wd w/ Rogue Max 85X @ 42.5"
    M4 5wd w/ HZRDUS Black 6.0 @ 42"
    Dynacraft Genesis 4h w/ LZ 6.0
    Dynacraft Prophet MB 5-PW w/ LZ 6.0
    Titleist Vokey SM6 52F, 56F, 60L w/ Modus3 125 wedge shafts
    Stroke Lab Marxman @ 33" w/ Flatso 3.0
    Tour Velvet & Snell MTB or ChromeSoft X
    ---
    SLDR 3h w/ HZRDUS Black 85g, 6.0
    VS Proto 70X @ 44.25"
    HZRDUS Black 75g, 6.0 @ 44.5"
    AccuFLEX Evolution R @ 44.5"
    Wishon 550c 5-6 & 550m 7-PW w/ Modus3 Tour 120 stiff shafts

  • #2
    For me its the Marines. First to go in, last to leave. Navy is a close 2nd but if I could do it all over again, Id become a Marine and not look back.
    Whats in my C130 cart bag?
    Woods: Bazooka 10.5 driver, 906F4 16.5* and Tommy Armour Atomic 18*
    Irons: AP1 4-AW
    Wedges: Tommy Armour VCG 54* and Gamer 60*
    Putter: Scotty Cameron Detour
    Ball: Velocity

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    • #3
      The navy seal jumps overboard and swims six miles to land. He spends 6 months living in the jungle eating grubs and drinking rainwater. He goes to sleep every night thinking “Man I love this s***!!!”

      The Army ranger jumps out of a helicopter 30 miles behind enemy lines. He spends the next month sneaking back towards the front line, causing mayhem and destruction, sleeping on the ground. Every night he goes to sleep thinking “Man I love this s***!”


      The Air Force comm troop lands in Germany after a 20 hour flight and 12 hours of layovers. He checks into his hotel and and turns on the tv. “No cable?! Man! F*** this s***!!”
      In My 2018 #TheGrandaddy
      Alpha Convoy cart bag:
      Driver: Epic Flash
      FW: Epic Flash 3w
      Hybrids: Big Bertha 3/4/5 Recoil ZT9 F4
      Irons: Big Bertha 5-AW Recoil ZT9 F4
      Wedges: 2019 PM Grind 54° Recoil 95 F3
      Putter: Stroke Lab 2 Ball Fang OR Stroke Lab EXO 2 Ball
      Ball: ERC Soft

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      • #4
        The USAF was originally the Army Air Corp. So, based on the God's signature block shown above that would mean the Army is best.

        Go Army, Beat Navy!!
        Proud Supporter of THP's Team in the 2019 #TheGrandaddy!

        Driver: W/S Cortex 10.5° courtesy of W/S
        Woods: TEE EX9 Tour 17°, "V' Series HW 20.5°
        Hybrids: Ben Hogan VKTR 24°
        Irons: W/S C300 forged 5-GW w/Elements Chrome courtesy of W/S
        Wedges: Hogan TK-15 53° and Callaway PM Grind 58°
        Putter: 2135 TFI 6.5 courtesy of Cleveland Golf
        Ball: W/S Duo Professional matte green
        Rangefinder: Bushnell Tour V4 courtesy of Bushnell & THP



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        • #5
          The one you served in.

          For me, USMC. :-)


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          • #6
            Originally posted by DufferToo View Post
            The USAF was originally the Army Air Corp. So, based on the God's signature block shown above that would mean the Army is best.

            Go Army, Beat Navy!!
            He may have started in the Army, but He retired from the USAF.
            C130 bag & 3.5+
            M5 440 9° w/ HZRDUS Smoke 6.0 @ 45.5"
            Epic Flash SZ 3wd w/ Rogue Max 85X @ 42.5"
            M4 5wd w/ HZRDUS Black 6.0 @ 42"
            Dynacraft Genesis 4h w/ LZ 6.0
            Dynacraft Prophet MB 5-PW w/ LZ 6.0
            Titleist Vokey SM6 52F, 56F, 60L w/ Modus3 125 wedge shafts
            Stroke Lab Marxman @ 33" w/ Flatso 3.0
            Tour Velvet & Snell MTB or ChromeSoft X
            ---
            SLDR 3h w/ HZRDUS Black 85g, 6.0
            VS Proto 70X @ 44.25"
            HZRDUS Black 75g, 6.0 @ 44.5"
            AccuFLEX Evolution R @ 44.5"
            Wishon 550c 5-6 & 550m 7-PW w/ Modus3 Tour 120 stiff shafts

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            • #7
              USAF but I might be biased somewhat
              Driver- G400 Max Alta 55/Ping Tour 65
              Fairway- King F7 Pro 65
              HYB- G400 19* Alta 70 R flex
              Irons- CF16 5-PW Recoil F3
              WedgeMIM 54* KBS HI-REV 2.0 125 S
              Wedge-Milled Grind 56* Aerotech i95
              Wedge- CBX 58* Aerotech i95
              Wedge- Stealth 2.0SS AMT 2.0 wedge

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              • #8
                Originally posted by OGputtnfool View Post
                Since I know there are more than a few of us on here, I figured this would be well received. Enjoy...

                Best branch of the US Armed Forces?

                A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman and a Marine got into an argument about which branch of the service was The Best. The arguing became so heated the four servicemen failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They were hit by the truck and killed instantly. Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven.

                There, they met Saint Peter and decided that only he could be the ultimate source of truth and honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, Saint Peter, which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best? Saint Peter replied, I cant answer that. However, I will ask God what He thinks the next time I see Him.

                Meanwhile, thank you for your service on Earth and welcome to Heaven. Sometime later the four servicemen see Saint Peter and remind him of the question they had asked when first entering Heaven and asked Saint Peter if he was able to ask God for the answer to their answer.? Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peters shoulder. In the doves beak is a note glistening with gold dust.

                Saint Peter opens the note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos and Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:

                MEMORANDUM FROM THE DESK OF THE ALMIGHTY TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines
                SUBJECT: Which Military Service Is the Best

                1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable and noble.
                2. Each serves America well and with distinction.
                3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting special respect, tribute, and dedication from your fellow man. 4. Always be proud of that.

                Warm Regards, GOD, USAF, Ret.
                Well played!

                Seriously though, I had a unique 21-year career in the army. I had the pleasure of working closely at times with people from all the major services and a few of the 3-letter agencies. I've lived and worked on Navy, Air Force, and Army installations around the world (including the sandboxes). I can honestly say that all the services have their place and purpose, and employ their unique capabilities to a very high level when it counts. That being said, there are dirtbags everywhere, myself included on occasion! I have nothing but respect for those who choose to serve and do so with integrity.

                Oh yeah, GO ARMY, BEAT NAVY!!
                WITB:

                Driver: G30 LST Attas 6star
                3-Wood: XR Pro 14° LZ17 6.5
                Driving Iron: P790 UDI 17° DG 105 X100
                Irons: Ft. Worth Black 4-PW DG X100
                Wedges: Edel 50°, 54°, 58° C-taper 130X
                Putter: Select Newport 2

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                • #9
                  The United States Army for those of you wondering.

                  RLTW!

                  Go Army! Beat Navy!
                  Driver: GBB Epic Flash 10.5* w/ Even Flow Green
                  Fairway: Rogue 15* w/ AD-IZ 7
                  Utility/Hybrid: Apex 4h & 3h w/ AD HY 75
                  Irons: X Forged 5-PW w/Nippon Modus Pro 3 105
                  Wedges: Mack Daddy Forged 50* Mack Daddy 4 54*/58* w/Nippon Modus Pro 3 105
                  Putter: Toulon Design Portland H4
                  Ball: 2018 Chrome Soft X
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                  • #10
                    Sixteen years ago, the Army hired me when everyone else said a high school dropout with a GED was under-educated, so obviously I'm biased.

                    Now that I work in the cyber operations field, I feel like it's been a mutually beneficial relationship.
                    My Chev stand bag contains:
                    WITB

                    F7 10°
                    XR 4-wood LZ stiff
                    X2Hot 3 hybrid 19°
                    King Forged CB/MB Black irons (Courtesy of THP's Holiday Cheer 2018!)
                    MD4 Tactical 54° SuperSpin 58°
                    White Hot RX#2
                    Z-Star


                    Proud participant in the 2014 Morgan Cup!

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                    • #11
                      Since I've never served I say all of them kick ass.
                      Captain, Team THP in the 2018 Grandaddy
                      #100Birdies10kLaughs

                      Team THP:
                      PhillyV (The AssCap), ArmyGolf, dacatalyst41, Shanewu, BlueHen2006, KEV, mpeterson, Boder, Phil75070, rogt, ttucliffhanger, dazeedmonds

                      In my Shadow Fuse or Alpha Convoy Grandaddy cart bag:
                      Driver: EPIC Flash Sub Zero, Project X Smoke, 6.0
                      FW: EPIC Flash, Project X Smoke, 6.0
                      Hybrids: Apex 3h & 4h, PX Catalyst 6.0
                      Irons: Apex Forged '19, UST Recoil ZT9 460, F3
                      Wedges: 54* MD4 and 58* PM Grind 2.0, UST Recoil 95, F3 (tipped)
                      Putter: Toulon Memphis
                      Ball: Chrome Soft CS Truvis and ERC

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                      • #12
                        Semper Fi Mac!
                        You ain't bonafide.


                        WITB:
                        G400 Max
                        0311 Gen 2 XF Irons/Wedges
                        Rogue Hybrids
                        F9 FW
                        Tour Spider Putter

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                        • #13
                          Aim Hi!

                          There is no BEST branch. They all serve a purpose and I an proud to have served in the Air Force but have much respect for every branch.
                          #AirForce

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                          F8 Tour Length Project X Even Flow Blue 65g 5.5
                          F8 3/4 Fairway Project XEven Flow Blue 65g 5.5
                          F8 3/4 Hybrid Recoil 780 ES SmacWrap
                          F8 2/3 UT Recoil 780 ES SmacWrap
                          King Forged TEC 5-GW Recoil 780 ES SmacWrap
                          King wedges 56Ver + 60Ver Recoil 95
                          Putter: SeeMore SI5
                          Ball: Calloway Chrome Soft Truvis.
                          Special thanks to
                          #THP #TeamParadise #MorganCup2018 #CPG
                          Proud Member of Team Paradise 2018 Morgan Cup Champions!!!

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                          • #14
                            Since I am now in a house divided, I am conflicted. USMC for me '82 - '92 and now my son a Green Beret as part of 3rd Special Forces Group, I'm gonna go with the Coast Guard

                            JM
                            Politicians and Diapers must be changed often for the exact same reason.

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                            • #15
                              The only good marine is a submarine

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                              WITB for the 2017 season:
                              Driver: F7
                              Fairway Wood: XR Pro 16 3 Wood
                              Hybrid: Apex 3
                              Irons: PTx - thanks THP!
                              Putter: RX3F

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