Caption This Contest

[JB]

Putting up two pictures. Please caption both. The winner will be announced tomorrow. Both photos must be captioned. Winner will receive a Rules book. If you have already won one, THP will get creative.

The winning caption and photo will also be on the main site.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

I'm probably not eligible, but I love "Caption This" threads, so I'm playing anyway.

from the makers of Enzyte, it's "THE COMPENSATOR!"

Woo-hoo! I can finally drive the green!!!!

 

[Gummi Bear]

New HAMMER model!

*Disclaimer - warning: This product may lead to obnoxioius behaviour on the golf course. I has been known to cause cancer in small furry animals and fat old women. It will not compensate for your lack of prowess with the opposite sex, but may make you more attractive to the cancerous small woodland animals. Do not taunt the HAMMER, it has been known to revolt. Do not feed the HAMMER after midnight. If you experience nausea, drowsiness, loss of eyesight, enlargement of the prostate, corns on your feet or difficulty urinating, discontinue use immediately and seek professional medical attention. This product is non compliant, and is not endorsed by real people, only paid actors portraying real people on TV.


Leo DiCaprio's new car:

 

[JB]

Largest Sweet Spot Guaranteed

Damn this green is fast!
or
You think your Hybrid is green? Take that Ed Begley Jr.

 

[Smallville]

Contrary to popular belief, the head of the club
is more important than the shaft.

Talk about driving in the fairway!

 

[Grogger31]

Size doesn't matter, it's how he uses it.

"This is registered ... this is Carl Spangler bent grass. The amazing thing about this car is you can drive it in the afternoon ... come home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night"
(hopefully you know the caddyshack reference)

 

[julie_m]

Hummer debuts it's new sporting goods line.

The mobile putting green. (Fed Ex: We understand.)

 

[JB]

We got some good ones, keep em coming.

 

[Craig Mac]

"This is registered ... this is Carl Spangler bent grass. The amazing thing about this car is you can drive it in the afternoon ... come home and get stoned to the bejesus belt that night"
(hopefully you know the caddyshack reference)

ahhh.... takin' me back, we use to play drinking games to Caddyshack at Virginia Tech(not a student there, but partied there an awful lot).

 

[TheNewBrad]

...

"Poor Kevin couldn't work out why his club head speed was slower than the other guys."

 

[JB]

Brad, make sure you caption both

 

[TheNewBrad]

"Tired of the attention, poor Kevin finally found a way of transporting his driver to the tee-off area unnoticed."

 

[Jimmy The Pins]

Putting up two pictures. Please caption both. The winner will be announced tomorrow. Both photos must be captioned. Winner will receive a Rules book. If you have already won one, THP will get creative.

Yeah, thats right Its a demo for HEMI

ka, ka, ka, kia...

The winning caption and photo will also be on the main site.

winner?

 

[ClairefromClare]

Why the USGA insists on approving new equipment

Finally--the perfect cart for courses that insist you walk.

Woo-hoo! I can finally drive the green!!!!

There's just no way to top that one!

 

[JB]

The caption contest will stay open until later this morning. The winner will be announced around lunch

 

[bogeyme]

"This thing is illegal in 49 of the 50 states."

"Sorry I took going green a little too far."

 

[JB]

The winner of this caption contest was Mr. Harry Longshanks. We will have another one coming up really soon.

Don't worry if you didn't win. We will have tons of prizes and giveaways each and every week.

 

[julie_m]

The winner of this caption contest was Mr. Harry Longshanks.

Good, I liked his!

 

[Smallville]

cONGRATULATIONS hARRY!

I hate it when I post after I have been doing something that needs to be in all caps!