Women like flashy cars

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Cool! I'll keep this in mind when I get a car lol
 
I hope this wasn't a government-funded study! LOL
 
Makes me wonder what they think of a guy in a pickup...
 
lol, i heard that on the radio yesterday.... funny. but did they really need to do a study on this??? lol
 
Makes me wonder what they think of a guy in a pickup...

I posted the video a LONG time ago but no one could get past the mullet!

Pickup Man by Joe Diffie

Well I got my first truck, when I was three,
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees
Hauled marbles and rocks, and thought twice before
I hauled a Barbie Doll bed for the girl next door
She tried to pay me with a kiss I began to understand,
There's just something women like about a PickUp Man

When I turned sixteen, I saved a few hundred bucks
My first car was a Pickup Truck
I was cruisin' the town and the first girl I seen
Was Bobbie Jo Gentry the homecoming queen
She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab, and said
"I never knew you were a Pickup Man!"

You can set my truck on fire, and roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
I've got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
There's just something women like about a Pickup Man

Most Friday nights, I can be found
In the bed of my truck on an old chaise lounge
Backed into my spot at the drive-in show
You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow
I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand,
'Cause there's just something women like about a pickup Man

You can set my truck on fire, and roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
I've got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
There's just something women like about a Pickup Man

A bucket of rust, or a brand new machine
Once around the block and you'll know what I mean

You can set my truck on fire, and roll it down a hill
And I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
I've got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
There's just something women like about a Pickup Man

Yeah, there's something women like about a Pickup Man.

Owww, Drive that pickup son...
That's right...
 
The funny part is next week someone will do a study that contradicts this one.
 
I always thought the appropriate response to guys in ultra-expensive, flashy cars couldn't be posted on a family forum:

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Sorry about your p*nis!
 
I always thought the appropriate response to guys in ultra-expensive, flashy cars couldn't be posted on a family forum:

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Sorry about your p*nis!

LOL! :clapp:
 
My friend, who is a homicide detective, drove a convertible vette. His girlfriend called it his
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"penis extender."
 
There's just something women like about a PickUp Man

That's why I've got a truck. :wink: Plus a Z-28 on the side. :alien2:
 
That's why I've got a truck. :wink: Plus a Z-28 on the side. :alien2:

All we have is trucks. My Silverado, her F-150 and the Ranger that we really need to get rid of!
 
Does it work?

I guess the same principle explains this guy's incredible success with the ladies:

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Wienermobile aside, I don't get the attraction.

Cars should get you (and your stuff) from point A to point B. As anonymously as possible.
 
Cars should get you (and your stuff) from point A to point B. As anonymously as possible.

You clearly were not raised in Southern California! Also, I personally would modify your final sentence to read: "As quickly as possible." Thus my abiding (if unexercized) love for muscle cars and motorcycles I guess.
 
You clearly were not raised in Southern California! Also, I personally would modify your final sentence to read: "As quickly as possible." Thus my abiding (if unexercized) love for muscle cars and motorcycles I guess.

You have my upbringing correct! After nine years in a minivan, I can't equate cars and sex appeal. Even if I do keep up nicely with traffic on the freeway.
 
I guess the same principle explains this guy's incredible success with the ladies:

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Quite common around here, of course it helps that Madison is the headquarters for Kraft/Oscar Mayer. 1st few times we saw them it was kinda neat, now it's just "yea yea another weinermobile".
 
As far as flashy cars go, yea I had my share in the past but aside from a longing for 67-68 Firebird, I have no desire for one. Have an 05 Equinox & the 98 Tracker which get us anywhere we need to go.

I guess you could say I save the flashy part for the motorcycles. Between the R1, the Harley & the lil Ninja we have flashy covered.
 
Would this be a flashy enough car for a teenager? :D

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Would this be a flashy enough car for a teenager? :D

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I'll just drive an 01 Acura 3.2 TL Type S until I can afford THIS:

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Sadly, I expect the days when muscle like that comes out of Detroit are nearing their end.
 
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