Eating a bratwurst/hotdog

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Just sitting here chatting with the wife and she is eating. I happened to notice that she had bitten from both ends of the bratwurst on a bun she was eating. I had to pause for a second, it baffled me why she would do this instead of just starting at one end and finishing at the other.

What say you, is this acceptable or not?
 

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Fail. 😁 Linear food deserves linear bite progression. 🤪 And I’m a geek.
 

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Sorry dude, she's an alien.
 

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Depends! Only time this is acceptable is if the hot dog has a lot of toppings and they start to push off the other end, you can turn it around and bite it from to opposite side. This sounds funny as i typed it!
 

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Depends! Only time this is acceptable is if the hot dog has a lot of toppings and they start to push off the other end, you can turn it around and bite it from to opposite side. This sounds funny as i typed it!
This was the scenario that caused it. But I told her you just lick the other end to catch those toppings.
 

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Just wrong. Completely wrong. Not really, to each their own.

Personally though, I always start at one end, and work my way to the other end.
 

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End to end... No starting and stopping... I can only imagine how she eats her corn on the cob 🌽...ohhh the horror. 😉
 

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I don't condone her dog eating method but I would keep my mouth shut and accept it.
 

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As long as bites are at the end, any way is good. Can't take a bite from the middle like it is a burger. That would be weird.
 

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Just sitting here chatting with the wife and she is eating. I happened to notice that she had bitten from both ends of the bratwurst on a bun she was eating. I had to pause for a second, it baffled me why she would do this instead of just starting at one end and finishing at the other.

What say you, is this acceptable or not?
 

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Hey, if thats how she wants to do it, thats cool. I would say, to give her the benefit of the doubt, perhaps she is doing it so that she doesnt burn her mouth on the oil from the brat/dog.
You have to figure, if you continue to eat from one side of it until you reach the end, eventually the oil/grease is going to back up in the end and it will have no where to go other than to burn out towards your face and you could burn yourself.
I learned a trick once where you cut a slit down the length of the sausage and position it so that its pointed down, so that the grease simply goes down, into the bun and doesnt burn you.
 

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Hey just be happy she isn’t biting both ends of your retirement.... (speaking from someone going through a needlessly messy divorce).
 

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She's doing it wrong. Leave the bun in the bag and dip the brat in the dipping sauce. Now, you've got it.
 

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That seems odd.. Just tilt it down towards yourself🤣
 

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Not what I would do, but I would just accept it.

Now depending on her personality, I would do a Seinfeld on her and start asking why she is ruining a perfectly good bratwurst.
 

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Actually if the dog or brat does not extend all the way off of the end of the bun then the 2 ends are the worst bites because they have the most bread. She is just making sure she finishes with a good bite and I respect that.
 

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I don't condone her dog eating method but I would keep my mouth shut and accept it.
.... because she’s an alien and might not take kindly to you pointing out her non-human tells? Right?
 

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Only offended if the brat had ketchup on it.....
 

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It depends on the size of the bun. If the bun is so large the brat/hotdog does not reach the end on both sides you have to or your last bite ends up being nothing but bun.
 

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