MetroCat
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A regular foursome was missing one of their guys one Saturday morning and as they were about to tee off they heard a sweet sexy voice yell "hang on!" To their surprise a gorgeous 25 year old blonde bombshell comes walking up and says the pro shop put her with them for the round. NO PROBLEM! They all proclaim. They all have a great round, to their surprise the young gal is a very proficient golfer.
On the 18th green the girl is a one putt from the best round of her life and tells the group, "who ever gives me the best advice on this and I sink the putt, I'll give you a night you'll never forget." The first and youngest guy nervously says "well it looks flat and dead on but the sun is behind us and that will actually make the blades of grass lean toward you and make it a slower putt." The second guy tells her "yes he's right but as I've told him before, he needs glasses and there is a small left to right break that he is not seeing so take that into account".
The third oldest and obviously wisest of the trio tells her "It's a gimme, pick it up, lets go."
On the 18th green the girl is a one putt from the best round of her life and tells the group, "who ever gives me the best advice on this and I sink the putt, I'll give you a night you'll never forget." The first and youngest guy nervously says "well it looks flat and dead on but the sun is behind us and that will actually make the blades of grass lean toward you and make it a slower putt." The second guy tells her "yes he's right but as I've told him before, he needs glasses and there is a small left to right break that he is not seeing so take that into account".
The third oldest and obviously wisest of the trio tells her "It's a gimme, pick it up, lets go."
