How many lawyers are on the forum?

Parrot · Apr 14, 2021

I'm one of them and know of 5 or 6 others who'll admit it.

I think I know of a few others and I imagine there are a good many more whether practicing or smart enough not to be, or retired. Just a curiousity.

uitar99 · Apr 14, 2021

I'm a banker and regularly ask this question: If a banker and a lawyer jump off a tall building at the same time, who hits the ground first...............................................................who cares?

Stay safe, stay well

kiwichris · Apr 14, 2021

Will there be a follow up thread of who needs one next?

Definitely not a lawyer here (me that is)

Scorp · Apr 14, 2021

Not a lawyer here either

Bryndom · Apr 14, 2021

Not a lawyer, but married to one..... and haven't won an argument since...

pumbaa · Apr 14, 2021

Nope work in banking.

Tywithay · Apr 14, 2021

Not a lawyer, but sometimes I'll enjoy a whiskey at 10am...so, same thing

badolds · Apr 14, 2021

I know of at least three that are members here but i wont out them.

Space Bandito · Apr 14, 2021

I'm not, but I have played one on TV.

BigTreble · Apr 14, 2021

NOt a lawyer but, I actually did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Bryndom · Apr 14, 2021

Tywithay said:
Not a lawyer, but sometimes I'll enjoy a whiskey at 10am...so, same thing

Equally, could be a doctor

Daluteh · Apr 14, 2021

Not a lawyer, I do hr and hr consulting.

YukonLiving · Apr 14, 2021

I'm not, but work very closely.

Space Bandito · Apr 14, 2021

YukonLiving said:
I'm not, but work very closely.

Are some your inhabitants or just visitors?

Bernoulli · Apr 14, 2021

I have been practicing since 1988. I am always on the lookout for Dick the Butcher.

YukonLiving · Apr 14, 2021

Space Bandito said:
Are some your inhabitants or just visitors?

I've actually switched jobs in the last 6 months, so it's a little different now! They were visitors to folks at my previous job, and now I manage court operations.

donny475 · Apr 14, 2021

BigTreble said:
NOt a lawyer but, I actually did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

DAng , Beat me to it...

AnthonyC · Apr 14, 2021

I clicked on this thread solely to read the lawyer jokes that I knew would surface.

BigDill · Apr 14, 2021

donny475 · Apr 14, 2021

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

BigDill · Apr 14, 2021

A decent lawyer knows the facts.
A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

JZ777 · Apr 14, 2021

Thankfully wife is a tax attorney (CPA before law school), keeps me in new gear.

BigMac · Apr 14, 2021

Two lawyers are at a convention in Miami. After dinner and a few drinks in the evening, they're strolling down the beach and encounter a naked, passed out woman lying in the sand with nobody else around. The one lawyer asks the other "What do you think we should do?". The other lawyer says "Gee, I don't know...". He looks around furtively and asks "Do you think we should **** her?". The other attorney asks "Out of what?".