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No it does not. If something can be meant another way, I find it more often than not!
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No it does not. If something can be meant another way, I find it more often than not!
new found glory. i play in a band with my brother and some other people, usually pretty small though, no more than local stuff. mainly post-hardcore, easycore, hardcore, rock, progressive metal, and alternative punk rock
Right now I'm listening to what sounds like a really really loud dentist's drill. Someone must be doing something to the metalwork on this building's facade, but it's extremely unpleasant. My teeth hurt.
Let's Face It is the one I've got (just checked) I've got a little over 12,000 songs in my library, and I leave it playing on random a lot also. I'm about to sell off my Zune, because it won't hold enough music
I gotta love Drowning Pool, they're local for me. Along with groups like: Pantera, Reverend Horton Heat, The Toadies and plenty of Red Dirt and blues groups. I love pretty much any Texas music, regardless of genre.
Now playing:
Jack Johnson - Middle Man
Kevin Fowler - Long Neckin
Jimmy Buffett - Coastal Confessions <----Any other Parrotheads?
Gary Allan - Runaway
Hank III - Mississippi Mud
Ahhhhh, the sweet sound of the drill. Dosen't get much better.:smile-big:
God's Own Drunk
By: Lord Buckley
1974
"Well, like I explained to y'all before I ain't no drinkin' man. I tried it once, and it got me highly irregular and I swore I'd never do it again. But I promised my brother-in-law that I'd go up and watch his still while he went into town to vote.
It was up there on the mountain where the map said it would be. Friends let me tell you one thing though, it wadn't no ordinary still. It stood up that mountainside like... like a huge golden opal.
God's yellar moon was a' shinin' on the cool clear evenin', God's little lanterns just a' twinklin' on and off in the heavens and, like I explained to you once before, I ain't no drinkin' man, But, temptation got the best of me, and I took a slash... (wshew!... woah...) That yellar whiskey runnin' down my throat like honeydew vine water, and I took another slash. Took another and another and another. 'fore you knew it I'd downed one whole jug o' that **** and commenced to get hot flashes.
Goosepimples was runnin' up and down my body and a feelin' came over me like, somethin' I'd never experienced before, It's like, like I was in love,
("why don't we have a little love Mike [Utley]")
In love for the first time, with anything that moved... animate, in-animate it didn't matter. It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on and off in my brain sayin, "Jimmy Buffett there' a great day a comin'..." 'Cause I was drunk.
Now I wadn't, uh, knee-crawlin', slip-slidin', reggy-youngin', commode-huggin' drunk, I was God's own drunk, and a fearless man; And that's when I first saw the bear.
He was a Kodiak lookin' fella 'bout 19 feet tall he rambled up over the hill 'spectin' me to do one of two things: flip or fly, I didn't do either one. It hung him up. He starts sniffin' 'round my body tryin' to smell fear, but he ain't gonna smell no fear, 'cause I'm God's own drunk and a fearless man. It hung him up. He looked me right in my eyes and my eyes was a lot redder than his was. It hung him up.
So I approached him and I said, "Mr. Bear, I love every hair on your 27 acre body. I know you got a lotta friends over there on the other side of the hill. There's ole' Rear Bear, Tall Bear, Freddy Bear, Kelly Jair, Relly Bear, Smelly the Bear, Smokey the Bear, Pokey the Bear; I want you to go back over there tonight and tell 'em I'm feelin' right. You tell 'em I love each and every one of 'em like a brother and a sister; but if they give me any trouble tonight, I'm gonna run every Goddamned one of 'em off the hill."
He took two steps backwards and didn't know what to think. Neither did I, but, being charitable and cautious, well hell, I approached him again. I said, "Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts when it comes right down to it. So I want you to be my buddy, 'Buddy Bear.'" So I took ole' Buddy Bear by his island sized paw and I led him over to the still. Now he's a' sniffin' around that thing 'cause he's smellin' somethin' good. I gave him one of them jugs of honeydew vine water, he downed it upright, (looked like one of them damn bears in the circus sippin' sasparilly in the moonlight.) I gave him another and another and another 'fore I knew it, he'd downed eight of 'em and commenced to do the "bear dance." Two sniffs, a snort, a fly, a turn and a grunt; and it was so simple like the jitterbug it plumb evaded me.
And we worked ourselves into a tumultuous uproar and I's awful tired, went over to the hillside, and I laid down, went to sleep, slept for four hours, and dreamt me some tremulous dreams And when I woke up, Oh, there was God's yellar moon a' shinin' on the clear cool evenin'. And God's little lanterns just a' twinklin' on and off in the heavens, And my buddy the bear was a' missin'... yeah, you want to know somethin' else friends and neighbors, so was that still.
-- Spoken:
"That's a take. Wait, could uh.....you missed it?"
That's quality stuff. Gotta love the Dropkick Murphy's, and the Descendents.
I'd like to catch the DM's when the pass back through Dallas again.
Dio, I'm burned out on, especially since Killswitch Engage redid that song, they've worn it out on the stinkin radio.
Yeah, you've seen how random my playlists are on here, I set it to shuffle and leave it for 2 weeks at a go.
Hey Gummi, Jimmy Buffett is one of my favorites. I can't remember which album God's Own Drunk is on, I was starting to think it was a figment of my imagination. lol
Easily one of the best concerts I've been to was Buffett.
Gasman - anything that Clear Channel has their grubby little fingers in, will get worn out. That song was on XM for the longest time, and now is on local radio.
My boss on the phone constantly clicking the end of his ball point pen.........he does this every bleeping time he is on the phone.......very annoying. But he's the boss, what can I say!!
Give the man a felt tip, or at least a roller ball!
Oh I have told him how annoying he is. He really is a sweetheart so I know I can say that to him.
Believe me I have tried everything. I even gave him a pencil once and then he rat-a-tats it on the desk. :confused2: