What's the creepiest thing your kid has said?

[redneckwop]

My wife & I had only been dating less then a month & we were leaving the July 4th fireworks show & talking with with my wife's 9 year daughter about how she hates dresses and refuses to wear them. but spouts off that there will be a time when she wears a dress. So we ask ask her when will that be & she say on the wedding day when me & her mom get married.
Well that August I asked & I adopted her a little over a year after we got married.

 

[Scorp]

That's scary in some ways...

 

[Scorp]

My wife & I had only been dating less then a month & we were leaving the July 4th fireworks show & talking with with my wife's 9 year daughter about how she hates dresses and refuses to wear them. but spouts off that there will be a time when she wears a dress. So we ask ask her when will that be & she say on the wedding day when me & her mom get married.
Well that August I asked & I adopted her a little over a year after we got married.

That is a feel good story if ever I heard one! Nice!!

 

[YukonLiving]

When my daughter was maybe 4 her, my wife and I were driving across the state of Idaho on the way to visit family in California... as we passed some of the desolate landscape out there, my daughter looked out the window and said "Oh! This looks like where I died!" My wife and I were both shocked at what she said.. we were crossing over a bride at that second and after asking some questions, we figured out that she was in a car accident and the car went off the bridge and she was killed.

Was it true? Don't know. This was before the internet was everywhere and our daughter wasn't exposed to a lot of violent tv...


A second instance happened with my son around age 3 or 4... on the tv at that moment was an empty intersection in the middle of nowhere. And my son took that moment to tell me and my wife that "I was shot and killed by Michael in Mexico... at a place just like that on the tv..."

My wife and I were both . 2 kids saying similar things... around the same age... Do I believe it? I don't know.

I do know there's so much out there that we don't know... we don't know what we don't know.

So. Whatcha got?

Ok, that’s spooky.

 

[redneckwop]

That is a feel good story if ever I heard one! Nice!!

Yes it was a feel good, but at that time is was pretty spooky being that we hadn't even been dating for a month & wasn't even on my radar.

 

[Desmond]

"Dad, will my penis get bigger?"


"Don't worry, son, you're only 5. You'll be hung like a horse."

"Really?"

"Wouldn't worry about it."

Don't know if that qualifies as creepy or uncomfortable ... but I've always been politically incorrect with my sons.

 

[Sean]

When my son was almost three, we were coming back from the park, and he piped up, "I remember when I was the dad and you were the son and we lived in Richmond, VA." He then promptly fell asleep.

 

[Scorp]

I've never been interested in the occult or supernatural things but watched some tv show one time because I was bored and home sick from work (not covid-19 related... this was years ago) and there was some one on there saying that "life on this plane is the result of planning that takes place on the other side of the veil... you work with all kinds of people on the other side to prepare for life on this side because there are lessons we're all trying to learn to make ourselves better on the other side..." or something like that.

I figure if that's the case, why can't we remember any of it?

 

[BanjoSaysWoof]

I feel for ya brother! My 26 year old spouts it every chance she gets.

I always laugh when I see these things because we already live in a socialist society.

We collectively subsidize farms to make food cheaper and available for everyone. We collectively subsidize police to make society safer.

What do you do that makes you think you’re not a beneficiary of socialism?

Oh and since this is a golf forum, I’ll keep it golf related..... every municipal course is a socialist endeavor.

So basically In saying you hate socialism, you’re saying you hate America having cheap food, you hate the police, and you hate public golf courses.

I could go on.

 

[Thrillbilly Jim]

Not long after my mom passed, my daughter who was 2.5 at the time, looked over her shoulder and said, "Hey Grandma, what you doing here!"

 

[Just_Brad]

My kid is 2, a bit slower on the talking side, but still talks some.

One day, when I was still in bed, he sneaks into my bedroom right close to my face and growls "HI DADDY". Like in a "i'm trying to be creepy/scary" way.

Darned near punched a 2 year old in the face when he woke me up doing that.

 

[pattyboy21]

When my kid was about 4, we bought him a big box-case of about 200 dinosaur cards.. They had the name, a picture and facts about the dinosaur printed on back - he loved them for a couple of years.

About 5 years later, we were unpacking boxes after a move and he sees the pack of dinosaur cards he hadn't touched in at least 3 years. He quickly shuffles through them and says "Igaunodon and Styracosaurus are missing".

I'm like"OK Rainman..."

 

[copenhagerman]

My oldest kid never really did any scary stuff, but she did sleep walk a lot before she was 4. I had just finished watching The Walking Dead and was getting around for bed. I turned out the light and caught something out of the corner of my eye, so I went to see what it was went to he room she was gone. Went to my room she was not there, then into my son's room she was just standing by the bed, talking in her sleep. I am not sure what she was saying as she mumbles when talking in her sleep. I picked her up took her back to be and when I put her in bed all she said to me was I don't want another one. Puzzled I just went to bed, about a year later we found out we had another kid on the way and it was a boy.

 

[Scorp]

Oh that reminds me... my daughter for a while had night terrors... nothing like awakening to a blood curdling scream in the middle of the night a few times.