Would You Wear it?

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I wouldn’t wear it under my Carhartt jacket, much less on the course.

Just not a fan of the Costco branding.
 
I wouldn’t wear it much less on a golf course
 
Would I wear it? Sure. I like hoodies.

Would I purposefully buy a Costco hoodie as a fashion statement to show off brand love? No.
 
I’ll have to pass on that
 
Only with a minimum two digit left of the comma endorsement deal.
 
No not on the course, not anywhere.
 
Absolutely not
 
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No thank you
 
Nah, I am more of a BJ's guy but if it was free and came with a free bowl of soup. Maybe!
 
So I have this rule (thanks to my stupid workplace having a no "hoodie" rule but not a 'no hooded sweatshirt' rule) that I will totally wear hooded shirts that don't blatantly advertise a brand or location. To me, that is what separates a hooded sweatshirt from a hoodie in all the arguments I've had with my boss. I'd also say "loose fitting" and having a front pocket, but after a protracted argument, brands are where we draw the line, so I cannot rock that hoodie, because I could not wear that at work, which is ultimately how I justify most of my clothing purchases to my wife.
 
No thanks. I’ll pass on it.
 
Throw in a Costco hot dog and then I’m in
 
Absolutely not.
 
Just NO.
 
Nope
 
Around the house, sure. In public, nope.
 
That’s a hard no.
 
Nope
 
I would. But I’m weird.
 
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