SquirrelyDave
Allegedly....
Here's the deal. dwchockey13 has decided that he likes looking at polka dots, and therefore has challenged me to a callout. At Copperhead, because, apparently he's insane. I've agreed to this, because I am also apparently insane. This will be the second half of a 36 hole day for both of us. He's younger, but I assume easily distracted by his tight pants, like most millennials. I on the other hand, older, wiser, and slightly decrepit will likely be looking for Advil by the 3rd hole of the morning round....oh and it's cart path only. That should certainly make our lives better. Of course, being CPO, I might just make the young whippersnapper walk all 18.
Tale of the Tape:
dwchockey13 (AKA: whippersnapper, young 'un, Babysitter of kid Cobra)
Handicap: 12ish
While Happy Gilmore Jr here plays golf, it's long been believed his first love is hockey, that, however, is simply not true, the missing teeth are just because his adult ones haven't grown in yet. A solid player, but does he have the stamina to make it through 36 holes, with the Snake Pit in there? Time will tell.
dazeedmonds (AKA: Grumpiest Old Man, "That crotchety old bastard stole my baseball")
Handicap: 31ish
While slightly older than his opponent daze hasn't even hit 40 yet. He's just grumpy. Can his older-than-its-years body handle 36 holes in a week? Let alone two days back-to-back? Who knows, but the smart money is investing in pharmaceutical companies, as their stock is likely to rise in the weeks after this.
The Pops: Clean and simple. 1 a hole.
The Stakes: Forum Name ownership. for 6 months.
BRING IT ON!!
Tale of the Tape:
dwchockey13 (AKA: whippersnapper, young 'un, Babysitter of kid Cobra)
Handicap: 12ish
While Happy Gilmore Jr here plays golf, it's long been believed his first love is hockey, that, however, is simply not true, the missing teeth are just because his adult ones haven't grown in yet. A solid player, but does he have the stamina to make it through 36 holes, with the Snake Pit in there? Time will tell.
dazeedmonds (AKA: Grumpiest Old Man, "That crotchety old bastard stole my baseball")
Handicap: 31ish
While slightly older than his opponent daze hasn't even hit 40 yet. He's just grumpy. Can his older-than-its-years body handle 36 holes in a week? Let alone two days back-to-back? Who knows, but the smart money is investing in pharmaceutical companies, as their stock is likely to rise in the weeks after this.
The Pops: Clean and simple. 1 a hole.
The Stakes: Forum Name ownership. for 6 months.
BRING IT ON!!