THP 2011 Spring Outing Pairings/Tee Times

[Hanks]

Bob Eubanks...Host of the Newlywed Game. You guys would have a perfect score. Me and Jake would already be in trouble because I had no idea he had moobs

Both of course. Lets see what rhymes with P4Hanks...I got it...ankleshanks

 

[Tmex]

*queues the tissue and cream jokes*

hahaha, I remember that now, dude, that was hilarious and well played. I know you got my back!

 

[JB]

Scratch Workability is their challenge team name
And losing is not part of their game
On THP one goes by the title of Chunky
His recent iron choice might be a little clunky
But his Scratch wedges are as pure as silk
Their as soft as butter made from milk
The other goes by the name of Gus
He is able to work the ball over a bus
His forged irons are buttery soft
Unfortunately he is playing the wrong loft
Together they make up a team
Unfortunately they will run out of steam
At the end of the day they will be star struck
As JB & One-T drink on their buck

 

[JB]

The only thing you'll be able to do with a driver is scratch your ass so that makes perfect sense. I can't wait to see the first time you reach for driver and JB tackles you to try to keep you from embarrassing yourself.

The lame jokes about your manhood wouldn't be as funny if it weren't so true, I know that myself and many others here are enjoying it quite a bit. Just remember, don't just pass out on him this weekend, he's going to want some cuddle time after the deed is done too. He misses you.

That's it. Its time for you to talk with your family and co-workers. Maybe a 900 number (consult with your partner for that). Someone has to be creative in Fargo right? I mean you have said the same thing for 15 straight pages. It was funny once. Maybe even twice. Now it shows desperation and reaching. Its a shame really, but you are just embarrassing yourself.

 

[One-T]

Scratch Workability is their challenge team name
And losing is not part of their game
On THP one goes by the title of Chunky
His recent iron choice might be a little clunky
But his Scratch wedges are as pure as silk
Their as soft as butter made from milk
The other goes by the name of Gus
He is able to work the ball over a bus
His forged irons are buttery soft
Unfortunately he is playing the wrong loft
Together they make up a team
Unfortunately they will run out of steam
At the end of the day they will be star struck
As JB & One-T drink on their buck

hahahahahaha....this part made me LOL!!!

 

[Hole~Out~1983]

Scratch Workability is their challenge team name
And losing is not part of their game
On THP one goes by the title of Chunky
His recent iron choice might be a little clunky
But his Scratch wedges are as pure as silk
Their as soft as butter made from milk
The other goes by the name of Gus
He is able to work the ball over a bus
His forged irons are buttery soft
Unfortunately he is playing the wrong loft
Together they make up a team
Unfortunately they will run out of steam
At the end of the day they will be star struck
As JB & One-T drink on their buck

Haha, those were some smooth peom skills dude.

 

[Puttin4Bird]

That's it. Its time for you to talk with your family and co-workers. Maybe a 900 number (consult with your partner for that). Someone has to be creative in Fargo right? I mean you have said the same thing for 15 straight pages. It was funny once. Maybe even twice. Now it shows desperation and reaching. Its a shame really, but you are just embarrassing yourself.

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

 

[One-T]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[JB]

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

Couple of things for ya. You are getting better.
See, but you keep saying everything is played out, yet that is the difference between you and I (well besides better looking and a winner), that I will keep it fresh and you will beat the same drum over and over again. They changed the word played out to jaked.

See you came here with a rhyme which is nice...But you are saying the same thing you have said for 10 pages now.
Your like that little kid that gets a laugh when he falls down. Then keeps doing it for a year straight and in the end just ends up being that little kid that is what they call "special". Its okay though dude, we will put a bike helmet and leash on you and call you special Jake. Nobody would suspect a thing.

And cmon dude, if you are going to rhyme, at least check the grammar

 

[Tmex]

8 mile kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it's on now!

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

 

[yorkem]

OMG, I just caught up from last night. This thread is hysterical! Love the rhyming/rapping. That is some creative trash talking.

 

[Hawk]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

you should just come up with another dr. Seuss rhyme there vanilla ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could jb do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how i'm from fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, i got one for ya.....

His name is jb and he's never lost a thing in his life
but really all he wants is to pronounce hawk his wife
everyone on his site wants to see him lose
all his partner wants though is another class of booze
win or lose we know he won't let the bs talk lag
we can't hear hawk, cuz jb has him wearing a ball gag
keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
you'll be sad come monday when it's time for hawk to go
you'll come back in here and claim you're great
but just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
the only thing you like more is hawks sweet touch

 

[One-T]

Couple of things for ya. You are getting better.
See, but you keep saying everything is played out, yet that is the difference between you and I (well besides better looking and a winner), that I will keep it fresh and you will beat the same drum over and over again. They changed the word played out to jaked.

See you came here with a rhyme which is nice...But you are saying the same thing you have said for 10 pages now.
Your like that little kid that gets a laugh when he falls down. Then keeps doing it for a year straight and in the end just ends up being that little kid that is what they call "special". Its okay though dude, we will put a bike helmet and leash on you and call you special Jake. Nobody would suspect a thing.

And cmon dude, if you are going to rhyme, at least check the grammar

dont forget crayons...he loves eating crayons!

 

[Hanks]

I'm sorry partner but I literally vomited tea all over my desk and laughed out loud when I read that...

Couple of things for ya. You are getting better.
See, but you keep saying everything is played out, yet that is the difference between you and I (well besides better looking and a winner), that I will keep it fresh and you will beat the same drum over and over again. They changed the word played out to jaked.

See you came here with a rhyme which is nice...But you are saying the same thing you have said for 10 pages now.
Your like that little kid that gets a laugh when he falls down. Then keeps doing it for a year straight and in the end just ends up being that little kid that is what they call "special". Its okay though dude, we will put a bike helmet and leash on you and call you special Jake. Nobody would suspect a thing.

And cmon dude, if you are going to rhyme, at least check the grammar

 

[Puttin4Bird]

I'm sorry partner but I literally vomited tea all over my desk and laughed out loud when I read that...

I did too, I'll give him that one. Not bad, 5 million Tiger jokes and he comes with something funny. I like it!

 

[JB]

dont forget crayons...he loves eating crayons!

He ates paste too. Dont forget paste!

I did too, I'll give him that one. Not bad, 5 million Tiger jokes and he comes with something funny. I like it!

Buddy, one of us is regurgitating the same thing over and over again...And his name rhymes with humpinaturd

 

[Hawk]

Oh man. You are all killing me here!

 

[TC]

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

Boom! Best post in this thread, by far!

tapatalk: even available for lefties!

 

[mikedean441]

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

I must say Im impressed

 

[One-T]

hahahaha...the rymes with was hilarious.

TC, did you get my message about our sunday tee time?

 

[JB]

Boom! Best post in this thread, by far!

tapatalk: even available for lefties!

And here we have O-Fer jumping in...A quick one before I have to leave.

There is this guy on the forum called TC
He has an interesting family tree
He tries his best to win
But we end up having to notify next of kin
3 times he has put up a fight
Only to lose and have stage fright
He tries so hard to be cool
and he makes OEM & Hundy drool
One day he will have his day
And even have a shot at the pay
But until that day comes
Hes just like these bums
He wants so hard to be mean
But his last battle with me looked like a crime scene

 

[9-Iron Man]

You should just come up with another Dr. Seuss rhyme there Vanilla Ice. I mean they're simply captivating to read. Let's see....you could rhyme about my moobs, oh...you've done that a million times, you could rhyme about me loving Tiger...oh...sorry, played that one out too didn't you. You could definitely rhyme (again) about Hanks throwing a club...or maybe how he twitters or something (one more time). Or let's see, what else could JB do...there has to be something that you haven't recycled 5000 times over by now isn't there? Hmmmm, guess not. I know, talk about how I'm from Fargo and we're cold and boring....oh dang, you played that out too. You want rhymes, I got one for ya.....

His name is JB and he's never lost a thing in his life
But really all he wants is to pronounce Hawk his wife
Everyone on his site wants to see him lose
All his partner wants though is another class of booze
Win or lose we know he won't let the BS talk lag
We can't hear Hawk, cuz JB has him wearing a ball gag
Keep up with your talk for now, but we all know
You'll be sad come Monday when it's time for Hawk to go
You'll come back in here and claim you're great
But just like the girls this weekend we'll beat you by eight
Rhyming is fun, no wonder you love so much
The only thing you like more is Hawks sweet touch

Boom!!

 

[TC]

Couldn't stand it could you? I guess my smack talk is just fine then, thanks for the compliment. I'll be playing you on the Wednesday before the outing, that way you'll really be 0 fer once that weekend is over.

And here we have O-Fer jumping in...A quick one before I have to leave.

There is this guy on the forum called TC
He has an interesting family tree
He tries his best to win
But we end up having to notify next of kin
3 times he has put up a fight
Only to lose and have stage fright
He tries so hard to be cool
and he makes OEM & Hundy drool
One day he will have his day
And even have a shot at the pay
But until that day comes
Hes just like these bums
He wants so hard to be mean
But his last battle with me looked like a crime scene

tapatalk: even available for lefties!

 

[Chunkylover77]

Sorry guys but work has been busy

I’m your Sensei JB, I’ll spank you like a little kid
See you Sunday when you collapse like Rory did

This Carolina Kid’s game is stout
There will be no 12 to bail you out

Silly Babbitt, golf is my biz
You”ll have more strokes than your website has hits

This battle and my game are out of reach
Guess I’ll work on my tan in West Palm Beach

I hear you all the time yapping bout the 910
That’s funny cause Golfer Gal out drove you again

 

[yorkem]

Sorry guys but work has been busy

I’m your Sensei JB, I’ll spank you like a little kid
See you Sunday when you collapse like Rory did

This Carolina Kid’s game is stout
There will be no 12 to bail you out

Silly Babbitt, golf is my biz
You”ll have more strokes than your website has hits

This battle and my game are out of reach
Guess I’ll work on my tan in West Palm Beach

I hear you all the time yapping bout the 910
That’s funny cause Golfer Gal out drove you again

BOOM!!! Chunky is back in the fight!