Mytime is having a baby

[mytime]

Golf will be put on hold this weekend and possibly next. My wife is going to give birth to my son any day now.

 

[JB]

OMG, Congrats Mytime. That is great to hear.

 

[Floppy]

Golf will be put on hold this weekend and possibly next. My wife is going to give birth to my son any day now.

Cool! Let us know how it goes! Do you know what his name is yet?

 

[mytime]

OMG, Congrats Mytime. That is great to hear.

Ty. I'm already checking out a kids set for him! LOL

 

[mytime]

Cool! Let us know how it goes! Do you know what his name is yet?

Oh yes. Mike. Just like dad.

 

[Floppy]

Oh yes. Mike. Just like dad.

I seem to like that name, seeing how my name is Michael.

Congrats!

 

[JB]

This deserved its own thread

 

[Smallville]

Congrats mytime! Keep us informed!

 

[duane]

Ty. I'm already checking out a kids set for him! LOL

thats great, mytime ... many congrats to you, and the family .... :clapp:

 

[Osahar]

Congrats Mytime! :clapp:

 

[julie_m]

Glad to read the post, from the headline, I thought YOU were having the baby...:angel:

I kid, good luck to your wife, and congrats!

 

[mytime]

Glad to read the post, from the headline, I thought YOU were having the baby...:angel:

I kid, good luck to your wife, and congrats!

No, no, no. LOL The wife is having a baby. I'm just along for the ride.

 

[907golfer12]

Congrats mytime! I hope everything goes well!

 

[Smallville]

No, no, no. LOL The wife is having a baby. I'm just along for the ride.

That's fair. She was along for the ride earlier.

 

[ActionJackson8]

That's fair. She was along for the ride earlier.

As you said about one of my posts earlier....."OMG"

 

[TheGasman]

Woohoo, congrats.

 

[Sir Shanksalot]

Great news. Good luck and good health.

 

[GolferGal]

Congratulations Mytime!! I hope for a quick and easy deliverary and a healthy baby boy!

 

[ClairefromClare]

And?.... And?... And?

 

[mytime]

And?.... And?... And?

We are waiting. She has had a couple of false starts, but I expect to see the boy by the end of the week.

 

[ClairefromClare]

We are waiting. She has had a couple of false starts, but I expect to see the boy by the end of the week.

This is the hard part--everyone is breathing down your neck about it.

She should:

1. Take walks-a mile or so at a time.
2. Drink black cohosh root tea (tastes like wet twigs).
3. Gross alert:
   Spoiler

   If she's already got a breast pump, using it a few minutes at a time can stimulate contractions.
4. Nap--this is her last chance!

I love giving unsolicited advice.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Why is #3 gross?

 

[ClairefromClare]

Why is #3 gross?

Ever seen one in action?

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Ever seen one in action?

For its intended purpose? No.

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For another purpose?

Spoiler

No.

 

[ClairefromClare]

For its intended purpose? No.

Spoiler

For another purpose?

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No.

Trust me on this one. Necessary but not for public view.