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So I've been playing a lot at HERON BAY a former TPC course.
A couple of guys roll up on me to play with me later in the day.
I played 36 today, 45 yesterday and 54 Tuesday.
So I'm starting my 2nd 18 and it's empty, I got lunch and the group I was with for 18 left, so I'm a single with no one in front, a teaching pro rolls up, I've seen you here a lot and you played with this and that, I hear you a player. Can I play with you?
OK
I see his name on bag, I say you a teaching pro, he says yeah, first 6 holes I'm even, no birdies, he's 1 over.
He has to leave to teach a student.
Back 9 I catch up to a couple of guys I know, they have a young guy bombing it from the tips. He went to High School in area so this was his home course.
He's 22 just back from India where he has a tour card.
So we play 6 holes, him from Tips me from mens.
I go birdie, 4 pars and a bogey.
He goes birdie, 5 pars.
So I play the second 18 with a decent teaching pro from the same tees and beat him, which is what I usually do to 'teaching pros' but I usually smoke them, he was a player.
And a young bomber on a tour only beat me by 1 in 6 holes.
So after not playing for 15 years, I guess my game is coming back.
The best part of the day though, a smoking hot young cart girl that likes to jump on the tee with me and hit a handful of balls, gave me her number to golf with her, she used to play in school. Nice little swing she has.
hehe
Just what I need a smoking hot young girl that has a swing.
LOL
 
Course in good shape? I haven't played there in years and I don't miss those massive fairway bunkers.
 
It's out of season, so for the money you can't beat it in SFL
I paid 47 bucks, got a free 10 buck lunch, 2 for 1 drinks, 10% off pro shop and all the range balls I could hit and unlimited golf
So for that rate, you put up with some crab grass mostly in rough, fairways ok but wet today, and greens that were ok not great.
It was 11.5 stimp last week, when the A10 conference championship was played there.
So not 'immaculate' but above most muni's, and below exclusive private clubs.
Staff is very very friendly, food is decent, course is a beast from tips.
It's a TPC course so you have to be a player to tame it.
 
I'm not sure I got the point of your post.
 
I am still hoping we can write full sentances at some point to make it easier to read, but apparently it seems he was going toe to toe with some good golfers.

Looks like his game is shaping up nicely for the summer.
 
Sounds like you had a fun day.
 
TexasHacker34 said:
I am still hoping we can write full sentances at some point to make it easier to read, but apparently it seems he was going toe to toe with some good golfers.

Looks like his game is shaping up nicely for the summer.
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Yep, I don't usually have guys testing me that well.

So when I had some players to play with, my game went where it should be, scratch.

But getting a smoking hot 20 year olds number to golf, that was the cherry on the day.

So INTERESTING DAY for me.
 
Yep a FUN DAY.
haha

Especially when the hottie was saying in front of the ranger how much she LOVED ME
He got jealous.
haha
I told him you just have to TIP HER ENOUGH to hear her say that.
LOL
 
1player said:
Yep, I don't usually have guys testing me that well.

So when I had some players to play with, my game went where it should be, scratch.

But getting a smoking hot 20 year olds number to golf, that was the cherry on the day.

So INTERESTING DAY for me.
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I have a feeling that every day is pretty darn interesting for you, my man!
 
Sounds better than my round. The real trick is having a "hottie" to come home to after every round...anyone can schmooze a cart girl but it takes a man to marry a lovely woman.
 
I love the Internet.
 
that was interesting
 
Ok ????
 
I think he had 1 too many drinks at the 19th hole. Maybe got carried away celebrating his badas#ness.
 
All I can say is huh??
 
ArmyGolf said:
Sounds better than my round. The real trick is having a "hottie" to come home to after every round...anyone can schmooze a cart girl but it takes a man to marry a lovely woman.
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Best post in the whole thread!!
 
ArmyGolf said:
Sounds better than my round. The real trick is having a "hottie" to come home to after every round...anyone can schmooze a cart girl but it takes a man to marry a lovely woman.
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Most courses dont have young hot cart girls
the few that do
that girl would b hit on all day
she is now on summer hours
one day a week she works

so i saw her a few times on cart over past few months
shes always askin to hit balls with me n golf wit me

yesterday I was on an all day pass
so i say ok
now is your chance to play 9 wit me
she called my cell to have my number to text me when done her shift
cart runs until 5

i see her cells battery was almost dead
she says if her cell dies she will find my cart
by gps in the pro shop
she writes down my cart #
i make the turn
my cart is dead
so I get new cart wit no gps
so her phone dies n she cant find me by gps
lol

as soon as she gets home shes calling me
sorry my phone died
can we golf tomorrow
yada yada

anyway
this girl is very beautiful
gets hit on a ton
yet she gave me her number
she wants to golf n go out
and shes already callin

now there is an art to getting numbers
lol
and yeah
im good at it
haha

as to only a MAN can b married
ok
i have ex wives
i have teen sons
i have full cistody
Now its 4 years of being happily single
i can say
i prefer finding 2-3 new hotties a week or more
I have one of the hottest rotations of young girls I kno of
it takes a fat wallet
plus
u still got to b a player

just like I rotate about 7-10 courses into my monthly golf
between new chicks n rotation chicks
im with a lot of hot chicks each month
im the first to admit it
im a pig
i have no interest in getting married again
i have my kids

most of the existence of humanity
u did not have 1 man to 1 wife societies
u had king lion clans
an alpha male with a den
if 1/1 wife/man relationships worked
u wouldnt have 65% divorce rates in usa today

theres nothin manly about bein married imo
if u like it
do it
if u think u or your hottie will b faithful
most dont
especially in SFL


i played 54 holes tues
fri 45
sat 36

the only hottie I saw on a course I got her number
i got 7 other numbers this week out n about
i did vip with 8 new hotties this week

it took a lot of testosterone to play that much golf n vip that many chicks

most guys I kno that I golf with are
widowed
divorced
Not married

i occassionally play with new golfers
some are married
usually their wives let hem play 1 time week
or 2 times month

variety is the spice of life
i like playing many courses
i enjoy lots of new hotties
i play more golf than anyone I kno weekly
im with more hotties than anyone I kno weekly
if u are a mega millionaire
u can play golf all day too
then u can try to vip lots of new hotties weekly
it takes more GAME to do lots of hotties
Playing lots of golf is no big deal
it takes a little dough
more dough if u play nice places
Playing it well takes skill

Neither have much to do with being manly

however having full custody of teenage boys
that takes a man

i got full custody 2 years ago of teen boys
Now the oldest is 15
so I can golf all day
pop in a club after n do 1 or 2 vips
be home by 9
see my sons
feed them if they didnt eat or order food
Chk on homework

Both are good kids
Both get straight A's
they rarely meet the chicks I date
my sons dont golf
they both are gamers
they are home by 9 their curfew during week
homework done
weekends they are home by 10

People do what they like n want
most people are married due to economics
few can afford a home today on their own
if one can
they are often single or divorced

why dont people golf everyday
No money
no time

why do people stay married
often they cant afford to get divorced
wife gets alimony n support half of everything inuding businesses
lol

I see nothing manly about being married or single
i enjoy golf
so i play alot
i enjoy sex
so I chase young hotties
if I wanted a wife
i would have one

so to say only a dude with a wife is manly
compared to an active single guy
ok
your opinion

my opinion
what do u call a prostitute with 1 client



WIFE
 
Wasnt trying to throw stones at all and I was not implying you are or are not anything. I should have left it alone. Sounds like your golf game is in great shape.
 
Interesting day dude. Just remember to watch out for these women, they may be beautiful but there crazy!
 
With all of the Florida get togetherness, I hope 1player can make one of them. He sounds like a character. And with his golf game, should be a treat to watch.
 
Hummmm. When I read this i picture a guy dressed like Don Johnson on Miami vice. And driving a convertible Chrysler Sebring.
 
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