The official Banter Away Thread

[ClairefromClare]

Because they can What? :call-me:

Wow--and Harry thinks I have moments of stunning naivity.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

You ladies seem to be fantasizing about me and my abilities a lot lately.

 

[ClairefromClare]

You ladies seem to be fantasizing about me and my abilities a lot lately.

You don't know the half of it! :drool:

 

[TheGasman]

Have you guys ever seen that SNL yoga skit?

 

[Diane]

I have no fantasies about your abilities.

 

[C-Tech]

As long as they don't mistake you for a fire hydrant, you should be ok.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Preemptive post:

Spoiler

No, I am NOT into that.

 

[Ty_Webb]

Preemptive post:

Spoiler

No, I am NOT into that.

Fire hydrants?

If I was a dog, and someone tried to dress me in a sweater, it would be very expensive, because I would make it my life's work to chew that sucker into oblivion.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Preemptive post:

Spoiler

No, I am NOT into that.

Come to think of it, I HAVE seen you swing a golf club, so I have some idea of how flexible you are. :angel:

 

[Harry Longshanks]

 

[Diane]

If I was a dog, and someone tried to dress me in a sweater, it would be very expensive, because I would make it my life's work to chew that sucker into oblivion.

Nonsense - If a woman rubbed your belly any time you rolled over - you'd wear whatever she put on you.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Nonsense - If a woman rubbed your belly any time you rolled over - you'd wear whatever she put on you.

We should test this theory...

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Nonsense - If a woman rubbed your belly any time you rolled over - you'd wear whatever she put on you.

Belly? No.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Belly? No.

::tiptoeing out of the room::

 

[Diane]

We should test this theory...

Well - You can test it tonight with Hubby and let us know.

Belly? No.

Belly - Yes? You'd be drooling and panting and wouldn't notice anything else.

 

[Diane]

I read in today's WSJ that there are actually odds on how many times they will show Kate Hudson during the broadcast of game 1. If there are odds, does that mean that you can bet on it?

 

[TheGasman]

I read in today's WSJ that there are actually odds on how many times they will show Kate Hudson during the broadcast of game 1. If there are odds, does that mean that you can bet on it?

They showed her every five minutes during the ALCS. Do they think we really care about her?

 

[Harry Longshanks]

Belly - Yes? You'd be drooling and panting and wouldn't notice anything else.

Belly? No.

 

[Diane]

Belly? No.

Poor Harry - Ye of little faith and no sense of anticipation.

 

[TheGasman]

Im a sucker for a good back scratching.

 

[Diane]

Im a sucker for a good back scratching.

Can you figure out a way to get Lulu to oblige?

 

[ClairefromClare]

Im a sucker for a good back scratching.

I do a great chair massage.

 

[Harry Longshanks]

I do a great chair massage.

Pffft. Chairs can't talk, so how would we know if it was good or bad?

 

[ClairefromClare]

Pffft. Chairs can't talk, so how would we know if it was good or bad?

If the chair is really soft and comfy afterwards, it was good.

 

[C-Tech]

I miss my weekly massage. Before we moved to Tucson, we had a friend who was a professional masseuse. Every Friday night. It was heaven.