Tell a lie about the previous poster.

[Colt]

Is a huge Vandy/Kentucky fan...

Is dead to me.

 

[Dance_Business]

Is dead to me.

Named for the skinny,wobbly legged equine

 

[cpljohnst]

Choreographed Elaine's dance moves for Seinfeld.

 

[subvet]

Choreographed Elaine's dance moves for Seinfeld.

hopes that someday, and action figure will be created in his likeness.

 

[T0AD]

Once passed gas that was so horrendous, the Captain was forced to do an emergency blow.

Spoiler

[video=youtube;Ha4X-lQlwNA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha4X-lQlwNA[/video]

 

[sabig27]

Was a stunt double in the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

Once passed gas that was so horrendous, the Captain was forced to do an emergency blow.

Spoiler

[video=youtube;Ha4X-lQlwNA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha4X-lQlwNA[/video]

 

[IceyShanks]

Was a stunt double in the last Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

Was a stunt double in Lord of the Rings!!!

 

[Spiritomb]

Was a stunt double in Lord of the Rings!!!

Thinks he's a movie star.

 

[IceyShanks]

Thinks he's a movie star.

Thinks he is president of the United States!


Siri speaks for me!

 

[dhill]

Thinks he is president of the United States!


Siri speaks for me!

Spends his winters in Cuba

 

[thehackingmurse]

Spends his winters in Cuba

Is Victoria's secret

 

[Colt]

Is Victoria's secret

Is overpaid and underworked...

 

[ddec]

Is overpaid and underworked...

Thinks Watertown is the best city in the world

 

[tyno]

Thinks Watertown is the best city in the world

Loves snakes.

 

[#Cookie]

Loves snakes.

Is not gonna be a repeat MC champion.

 

[Colt]

Is not gonna be a repeat MC champion.

Loves bacon

 

[c0ncept]

Loves bacon

Loves Lane Kiffin

 

[Colt]

Loves Lane Kiffin

Thinks Derek Dooley is second only to Bear Bryant

Edit: and it's Lame Kitten... get it right

 

[Spiritomb]

Is not gonna be a repeat MC champion.

Won a cool mustache contest.

 

[Colt]

Won a cool mustache contest.

Is posting by the rules in this thread

 

[#Cookie]

Is posting by the rules in this thread

Has never been to Hawaii.

 

[c0ncept]

Has never been to Hawaii.

Met Chris Hansen on his TV show

(sorry cookie I had to)

 

[dhill]

Met Chris Hansen on his TV show

(sorry cookie I had to)

Has a wildcat tattoo

 

[Jersey Nate]

Has a wildcat tattoo

Is not funny in the slightest.

 

[Scrap Iron]

Is not funny in the slightest.

Is scared of bear's.