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TheGasman said:
I need proof that they are different. It just sounds like you guys are babbling.
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They are similar, but different. Tortilla Jesus has longer hair than potato chip Jesus.
 
Harry Longshanks said:
They are similar, but different. Tortilla Jesus has longer hair than potato chip Jesus.
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Thank you Harry. I think they are just confused because Jesus looks the same on no matter what he appears on. I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt.
 
TheGasman said:
I like to picture my Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt.
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Baby Jesus?

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or just because it says "I'm formal but I like to party."?
 
Harry Longshanks said:
I like to think of Jesus as an ice dancer.
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You think he could pull of the quadruple axle?

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That was a trick question, of course he could, he is Jesus.
 
"Rock Me Sexy Jesus"

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Kevin
 
I just read that a woman in MA saw an image of jesus in her iron.
 
Diane said:
I just read that a woman in MA saw an image of jesus in her iron.
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Wonder what she'll get for that iron on ebay?
 
Diane said:
I just read that a woman in MA saw an image of jesus in her iron.
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Short iron? Long iron? GI iron? Blade? Forged? Cast? Brand? Model?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
What I'd like to know is how anyone could have any idea of what Jesus Christ looked like in the first place.


-JP
 
Diane said:
I just read that a woman in MA saw an image of jesus in her iron.
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So does she iron images of Jesus onto her clothes?
 
JPsuff said:
What I'd like to know is how anyone could have any idea of what Jesus Christ looked like in the first place.


-JP
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Come on now, everyone knows what he looked like. Tall white guy with flowing blonde hair, born in the middleast:D
 
dynarider said:
Come on now, everyone knows what he looked like. Tall white guy with flowing blonde hair, born in the middleast:D
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Greg Allman was born in the Middle East?


-JP
 
I always thought he looked more like Tiny Tim.
 
Diane said:
I always thought he looked more like Tiny Tim.
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Greg Allman, or Jesus?

Either way, it's a scary thought.:shock:
 
What about buff Jesus?
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Only you, Gasman, only you.

:love:That's why I love you.:love:
 
Diane said:
I always thought he looked more like Tiny Tim.
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I can see Jesus walking the Middle East, his only possessions a robe, a pair of dusty sandals, a battered ukulele, and a high, cracking, singing voice. Spreading the word of God through song and the ukulele. No wonder Miss Vicki, wait, I mean Mary Magdalene, couldn't resist him.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
I can see Jesus walking the Middle East, his only possessions a robe, a pair of dusty sandals, a battered ukulele, and a high, cracking, singing voice. Spreading the word of God through song and the ukulele. No wonder Miss Vicki, wait, I mean Mary Magdalene, couldn't resist him.

Kevin
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I used to work in television and Tiny Tim was a guest on the show. He called me Miss Diane. That made me smile.
 
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