Describe Your Putting with Seinfeld

[Canadan]

My four rounds of putting this weekend, via Seinfeld

Round One

Round Two

Round Three

Round Four

 

[Awstyn]

"Frolf: Frisbee golf, Jerry. Golf with a Frisbee. This is gonna be my time. Time to taste the fruits and let the juices drip down my chin. I proclaim this: The Summer of George!"
— George Costanza (Jason Alexander), Seinfeld, Season 8: The Summer of George

This is how I'd like to approach my putting.

"You know, nobody knows what to do. You just close your eyes and you hope for the best. I really think they're happy if you just make an effort."
— Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Mango

 

[Kyle76]

Do you want to have some fun? No, I mean REALLY have some fun!!!

 

[Wildcat]

 

[Architex]

Serenity now!

 

[Windlaker]

Serenity now!

Insanity later.

 

[pumbaa]

“You ever dream in 3-D? It’s like the bogeyman is coming RIGHT AT YOU.”


Short putts I freeze up smh

 

[Drumdog]

"Not there's anything wrong with that !"

 

[DonJuan]

My putting yesterday: "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate, I've got it all!" - George Costanza

 

[Duffer Waldorf]

That looked like [the line] to me! Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

 

[zoned_post_meri]

My backswing with the putter often feels like all the scenes where Kramer enters Seinfeld's apartment: zigzagging and shacking and moving up and down.

 

[Thrillbilly Jim]

I closed my eyes....reached in...and, pulled out THIS!

 

[pattyboy21]

"God would never let me be successful. He'd kill me first. He'd never let me be happy."

 

[olperfesser]

My game is not spongeworthy.

 

[JuMPy]

Deloris!

 

[radiman]

I am the Assman...at putting anyways.

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[SirShives]

...makes a long putt...

“Million to one shot doc, million to one.”

 

[LONGBALL777]

After 3 putting to finish at exactly 101: "Nice game, pretty boy!"

 

[BriMac]

Describe Your Putting with Seinfeld

No soup for you!
(As it lips out)

Edit - I now see this was basically Canadan’s first reply in the thread...probably some others too

 

[ULEWZ]

Elaine: It shrinks?

Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!