Scarnici
#TeamParadise
I'm a 49 year old father of 4 that listens to rap detailing murder, drugs, and loose women on the way to my job as a service manager.
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I'm a 49 year old father of 4 that listens to rap detailing murder, drugs, and loose women on the way to my job as a service manager.
I like Top Gun.......
There's no such thing.
The 1980s one with Sting, or the sci-fi channel miniseries?I have seen "Dune" at least 25 times.
The ‘80’s one. Also, read the book “The Postman”, really good.The 1980s one with Sting, or the sci-fi channel miniseries?
Almost forgot to add my own...
I think that both Waterworld and The Postman are really good movies.
And if that's not embarrassing enough, I also know all the lyrics to Bust a Move.
I keep trying to think of something to add to this. But the bottom line is nothing really embarrasses me. But there are tons I do that would be considered embarrassing to most. Example.
I don't follow the 2 stall rule. I purposely take the stall next to someone to see if I can gross them out. Especially at work.
One time in Kohl’s I crop dusted a family in the show dept. When the mother got a whiff she turned around grabbed the middle kid by the arm, and spanked him while saying “I told you to quit doing that, you nasty thing”. The whole time the kids is hollering “but momma momma it wasn’t me.” I laughed my arse off, and still do to this day. I’m sure the kid got what was coming to him sooner or later anyway.
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One time in Kohl’s I crop dusted a family in the show dept. When the mother got a whiff she turned around grabbed the middle kid by the arm, and spanked him while saying “I told you to quit doing that, you nasty thing”. The whole time the kids is hollering “but momma momma it wasn’t me.” I laughed my arse off, and still do to this day. I’m sure the kid got what was coming to him sooner or later anyway.
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I generally don't get embarrassed about much, and I will crop dust in a heart beat.....
I try to nonchalantly crop dust competitors booths at trade shows. To give you an idea of how bad that can be I'll retell a story that I am embarrassed about. One year at the New York Farm Show in Syracuse, our first year showing up there, we were next to the GMC/Chevy booth and across from a press company out of Germany I believe (relevant later). We had gone to an Italian restaurant the night before and not realizing what we were in for had over ordered by quite a bit so I had ammo for days coming into the first day of the show.
We reached a point in the day when we were not busy and Mike (tinkerbell) was in the back corner of the booth when I was overcome by backpressure that had to be relieved immediately. You know the kind, where your stomach turns and you know the gut rot will pass if you just let out some of the pressure. I did. Before the silent wind from hell had finished leaving my body I was already half gagging/laughing and headed for the GMC booth to make my escape. Behind me I hear a muffled cough followed by words I cannot use on a family friendly forum. I turned to survey the damage... A couple had walked into the booth, innocently and blissfully unaware of the danger lurking as Tinkerbell hurried by them, dragging the cloud of death with him. They turned with disgusted looks on their faces and fled for the hills while I leaned against a truck laughing so hard I had stomach cramps and tears streaming from my eyes. I looked across the aisle and the gentlemen from Germany were also doubled over laughing. Apparently that needed no translation to be funny.
As funny as it was, it was probably as publicly embarrassed as I've been since I was told to go out in the hall if I couldn't stop farting in fifth grade. I'm a little more selective in my sh***ing my knickers nowadays but I believe He-Man said it best...I have the power.
I'll add a real one to my poor attempt at humor above.
I'm embarrassed at how little I know about golf gear. I'm used to being a person in-the-know with sports I pursue. With things like skiing and cycling, I've been one people come to for advice and help. I wrench and build and customize. I even had a period where I did telemark and backcountry ski reviews for an online website/forum. But with golf learning about the range and nuances of equipment has been slow for me. I ask dumb questions all the time. It is embarrassing but I don't know how else to learn. I work slowly work forward and have to be open to admitting what I don't know.
I was on my best behavior my friend, I didn’t know you well enough to start a war. Besides you never do that to someone you’re sharing a room with. Simply too dangerous, there is always someone bigger, stronger, or stinkier.We shall never be roomies again after that story, lol!