Hahaha that wasn't what I was expecting, very good.
Have any of you played your home course from the red tees? I've done it a couple times just to mix things up a bit. We also had a toughest pins 3-person scramble where a bogey or worse meant you teed off from the reds on the next hole, it was interesting.
I once had a terrible tee shot that stopped short of the women's tees. I took my medicine, walked right up to it and followed tradition. Dropped my trousers right in front of my golfing buddy and swung away. (he didnt know I was wearing thermals when I dropped trou so it was quite a shock to him but no indecent exposure) lol!
As I recall, My 2nd shot was a pretty good one too!