Fall in the PNW means it is Eratigena atrica (giant house spider) time!
They crunch when squished. They can have 3/4" bodies. They can take up 3 inches of space. Sometimes more. They can climb painted walls. They can hang from ceilings. They can resist bug spray by curling up. They can live up to 6 years. They are the fastest actual spider in the world, sustaining speeds of just under 2ft/s. They are everywhere.
They crunch when squished. They can have 3/4" bodies. They can take up 3 inches of space. Sometimes more. They can climb painted walls. They can hang from ceilings. They can resist bug spray by curling up. They can live up to 6 years. They are the fastest actual spider in the world, sustaining speeds of just under 2ft/s. They are everywhere.