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What’s Your Go To Angry-Golfer Move?

Pretty big fan of the club drop myself & I've been known to yell.

Lately though, just take pull off the flask to wash the memory away.
 
In my younger years, I was a club thrower. Tossed a LW into a tree once and it got stuck. I think I got it down. I've never thrown anything other than a ball or maybe a tee into the drink.

Nowadays, I'm not too sure. Maybe a.... "not THAT far right/left!" or "how in the hell did I do that?" or some other rhetorical sarcastic (I know, surprising that I use sarcasm) comment to myself.
 
I’ll say a four letter word that starts with one of two letters but been trying to limit that more. Usually turns into a loud and long “Ugh Mattyyyyyy!!!!!
 
I don't get angry at bad shots. I just laugh at myself
 
I usually have a standard head shake and make some weird comment to myself something of that nature.
 
Usually just a mellow "Nice shot fella, you Flipping suck" while laughing sarcastically
 
I reach deep into the foul language bag and insult myself for a few minutes.
 
I tend to get quiet when angry. So it generally just results in mumbling to myself.

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Kinda like Denis Lemieux, shame more than anger

I do that, I go to da cart, ya know. Two minutes by myself, ya know, and I feel shame ...
 
ArmyGolf said:
I reach deep into the foul language bag and insult myself for a few minutes.
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I'm the same way. I can come up with some doozies as well. Some people look at me like "what did you just say?" Or others like @JohnSinVA just start laughing hysterically

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I’ve been known to spit in trophy cups, rearrange the sand in a bunker with the club I just hit with, drag my feet on greens, and destroy them so the people behind me do just as bad as I do.
 
It depends on where I'm at on the tipping point. Sometimes it is as simple as "now, why did I do that?" or "oh, don't do that!" Other times I'm swinging the club angrily through the air. When I was a teen I would slam it at the ground, but I haven't done that in a LONG time. But when I am at the end of the rope it's usually a lot of profanities.

Just today, after about my 6th top of my driver, I let out a nice, relaxing, loud "F#$&!!"
 
Most times it's an "oh well after a bad shot but I've pulled a Bryson and Sergio in a sand trap last year. If you would have seen the trap 99% would have done the same thing. Never damaged a green.
Anger due to conditions comes from me working on a country club course during my teen years many moons ago. Nothing bothers me more than half ass course maintenance when I'm paying a good dollar to play the course.
 
Usually a clenched teeth mutter of "WTF Justin", and a death gripped pump fake axe chop at the turf with club in hand.

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A lot of GDs and that was horse sh*t!
 
“Let’s see you get out of this one”


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This is me.

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also me.

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And I've slapped the putter face with my hand a bunch of times. Always regret it because it's never soft hahaha
 
A disgusted club drop with a "come on Frank" or "you suck" type comment
 
Four letter words followed by a shot of rum to try to calm myself.
 
I used to throw temper tantrums and clubs in my younger days.
Now, I may let go of the club on the follow through behind me(occasionally) but usually a bad shot is followed by a sarcastic snicker and a "nice shot idiot".
 
Grab at my back and feign injury. Then I’ll blame my playing partners for being too silent during my swing.


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Id probably have to go with the Roy Mcavoy rant from Tin Cup: "My God, my swing feels like an unfolded lawn chair!"
 
I really try not to throw too bad of a temper tantrum. May act like I’m going to throw the club but never do...throw a couple curse words out and keep it moving.
 
Some self-deprecating comment
 
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