Gosh, Smallville--have you always had that funny hitch in your backswing? :angel:
Claire, girlfriend, I'm going to find you a new line!
Some to try on:
"Maybe try hitting the ball in the direction you want it to go."
"Sometimes I keep my eye on the ball as I hit it."
"I think par is for the whole course, not just the green."
"Feel free to give it a full swing, no one's noticed those pit stains."
(This is cathartic! I could keep going...)