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    Not really a dad joke but I forgot about this gem until today. Absolutely classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicegy525 View Post
    why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?


    Because they kept saying "Bach Bach"
    That's funny, because yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reframmellator View Post
    That's funny, because yesterday I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

    I'll let you know.
    I see what you did there
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    This thread cracks me up, i will browse through it and start laughing. So much fun content! Thanks all for the laughs.
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    Guy is at the doctors office. He has a stick of celery in one ear and a carrot in the other, there's a few peas in his nose. Doctor asks what's wrong sir? He replies, I don't know I just haven't been feeling well lately. Doctors says, It's probably because you're not eating right!

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    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday ? Aye matey.
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    Went to eat at the beach last night and the Fresh Catch was Halibut. I asked the server: Do you know why I am going to have the Fresh Catch? Just for the halibut.

    That's a homemade dad joke.
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    Went to a yard sale this morning. This guy had a whole table full of dead batteries. I asked him how much? He said, "Take as many as you want! They're free of charge!"
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    For Dads with daughters with boyfriends!

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.B. Cobb III View Post
    For Dads with daughters with boyfriends!

    I'll have to remember that one.
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    I used to date a tennis player,

    but love meant nothing to her.
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    What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain!
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    How can you tell when it has been raining cats and dogs? When you step in a poodle!
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