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Morgan Cup - Trash Talk Thread

biggsy said:
Since you are still a little green, here's a free tip...Use the search function..."Excellence", you'll find all you need to know.


Team Paradise, Mopping The Floors with Opponents Since 2011.
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Haha Biggsy joining the fun. I love it!!
 
The good news is that the Paradise Celebration is usually pretty quiet. :D
 
JB said:
Whoops, you can see how the confusion would set in on the two...hehe.
The double meaning behind some of these is so funny to me (and I know hundreds of others too).
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LOl me too dude. Sometimes I cant tell the difference between Cookie and Nikegolf either.
 
biggsy said:
Your math is about as good as Hanks keeping his own score...



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Do you really want to discuss math and scores after Sunday at the MC? :D
 
JB said:
The good news is that the Paradise Celebration is usually pretty quiet. :D
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Yep, this had me laughing out loud.
 
mcook77 said:
It's a team thing, you wouldn't understand.
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I'll respond but I have no idea wtc you're talking about. If team excellence is getting you @ss handed to you at the outing then I guess that's excellence. But you do show a mean mug after hitting a good FW shot haha.
 
biggsy said:
Your math is about as good as Hanks keeping his own score...



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Actually the math part was correct 8054 > 7860. It was just that I was confused with Str8Nate. So your reasoning is about as wonky as Cookie's swing. Perhaps even more so.
 
JB said:
Do you really want to discuss math and scores after Sunday at the MC? :D
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Been there, going there again, bought the t-shirt, will buy another t-shirt.


Tappin from my iPad
 
Jersey Nate said:
Actually the math part was correct 8054 > 7860. It was just that I was confused with Str8Nate. So your reasoning is about as wonky as Cookie's swing. Perhaps even more so.
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I do wish I had your tan........about it from there though.
 
Jersey Nate said:
Actually the math part was correct 8054 > 7860. It was just that I was confused with Str8Nate. So your reasoning is about as wonky as Cookie's swing. Perhaps even more so.
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I quoted Nate. Wow, a lot of people getting a jump on the holiday weekend early. Crack one open for me.


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mcook77 said:
Yep, this had me laughing out loud.
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Dude, a lot of this is hysterical based on the last MC. Its laugh out loud funny.
 
These mysterious one-liners are more exciting than watching somebody fluff their lie in the sand.
 
biggsy said:
I quoted Nate. Wow, a lot of people getting a jump on the holiday weekend early. Crack one open for me.


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DUH! I said: "I was confused with Str8Nate." Apparently you need some reading comprehension classes, or you've been making those fiery jello shots and downing them yourself. Because MATH = NUMBERS.

Everyone better watch his scorecard in July....:alien:
 
Jersey Nate said:
DUH! I said: "I was confused with Str8Nate." Apparently you need some reading comprehension classes, or you've been making those fiery jello shots and downing them yourself. Because MATH = NUMBERS.

Everyone better watch his scorecard in July....:alien:
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I dont get it. :)

One-T said:
yes, as long as it does not interupt me eating popcorn.
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Sweet. You stink.
 
One-T said:
yes, as long as it does not interupt me eating popcorn.
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Let Siri do your trash talking for you.. = Hands free to eat popcorn.
 
Tina, If given the opportunity to play against you. I will make you putt everything out. That is all
 
One-T said:
Tina, If given the opportunity to play against you. I will make you putt everything out. That is all
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I will drain it too. Good thing is I'll be on the green in a GAIR while you're still using the DPCShovels around the course.
 
Yoccos said:
I will drain it too. Good thing is I'll be on the green in a GAIR while you're still using the DPCShovels around the course.
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thats a very valid point! You can get hosel rocket lessons from seth
 
One-T said:
thats a very valid point! You can get hosel rocket lessons from seth
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I already can hosel rocket with the best of em. I just figure if you make me putt it out, I still have at least a two putt from 3 feet.

This honestly doesnt feelt right trash talking you on the forum. And if I learned anything from last MC, nothing is a shovel!
 
Has anybody ever seen Chunkylover and Joe Dirt in the same place? Conspiracy Theory? I think not!
 
Yoccos said:
I already can hosel rocket with the best of em. I just figure if you make me putt it out, I still have at least a two putt from 3 feet.

This honestly doesnt feelt right trash talking you on the forum. And if I learned anything from last MC, nothing is a shovel!
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yeah, I dont like trash talking you, but....you and jake eating all of the Taquitos pissed me off
 
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