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What are your favorite golf terms, slang words or sayings?

Jarred it --When making a long put
Hit that one with your purse (sexist I know) - When one of my buddies leaves a putt way short.
Needed to eat a few more wheaties this morning - When leaving a putt short
 
After a lipout:

"It was in her mouth until her daddy walked in the room!"
 
Hitting driver on off tee... "Time to let the big dog eat"!!! (Tin Cup) I love that one.
 
Jugger18 said:
Jarred it --When making a long put
Hit that one with your purse (sexist I know) - When one of my buddies leaves a putt way short.
Needed to eat a few more wheaties this morning - When leaving a putt short
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I'm surprised you didn't put; "Drained the Mofo" for making a long putt.
 
Snooki - Any putt 5 feet & under that's an absolute sure thing. (ex. "Pick it up, Kyle - that one's a Snooki")

Saw that one in Golf Magazine a few months ago!
 
No Comedownage. Putt left above the hole that didn't take the expected break.
 
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SethO said:
No Comedownage. Pull left above the hole that didn't take the expected break.
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No Comedownage.... I like that, mind if I use it? :laughing:
 
On the tee with a bad drive ......"Where'd my ball go????"
On a good drive or I get a GIR..... "Showtime!"
 
CHUNKED IT! in my most redneck voice possible
 
I just came up with that one. Will now be in my on course repertoire.
 
I also love "Grow brakes" - When you hit a putt and immediately know you just ran it way by the hole.
 
When you hit an ugly shot, but it still ends up on the green.

"She ain't pretty, but she's got Big Tits" Meaning: I'll take her!

Apologize if this offends.
 
I have two of my favs.

P.B.S. - post birdie syndrom - screwing up the next hole or couple of holes after a birdie.

Paralysis from Analysis - over analyzing your swing to the point your swing falls apart.

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Anytime a friend goes looking for his ball and finds it in shallow water. "Play it where it lies jacka$$ "

sent from my calculator...........60065
 
On a putt that lips out - "Sorry folks, the park is closed" - Reference to Marty Moose, in the movie "National Lampoons Vacation".
 
goatse'd
"dude you got goatse'd"
the ball obviously saw the hole but did not want to go anywhere near it
 
"Ain't no step for a stepper" - said to your playing partners after you've hit a good shot.
"Headed for the hole like a homesick gopher" - said on made putts, especially long ones or benders.

Of course I still break out the old favorites like "Somebody's closer!" and "It opens up over there" when the situation arises.

But "Fore!!" is my most used golf term... along with a myriad of cuss words.
 
bogey_russ said:
goatse'd
"dude you got goatse'd"
the ball obviously saw the hole but did not want to go anywhere near it
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LMAO. nothing like a Goatse reference
 
"Other than line and speed that was a hell of a putt."
 
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