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Internet Golfer - The Story By Jason Finley

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Love it! Did I mention that I beat Kim Jong il's scoring record at the Pyongyang Golf Complex?


Please make my shirt XXL. I know I look like a medium, but I like them roomy. And I'll get to use the extra material to dry your tears at the Gauntlet!
 
Such a villain, but so hard to hate him at the same time.
 
Johnny mojo said:
Awesome! Challenge accepted. Did I mention that I hit the ball 325 and play to a +2?

JM
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That's all? I carry my six iron 325 with a baby draw. I've got a swing speed of 140mph and use a x stiff that's tipped an inch. I'm also a +3 trending to +4.

Get on my level noob


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I can spin back a Pinnacle Gold with my 2 iron. True Story.
 
I've hit flop shots with 3irons.


True story. It has been witnessed by THPers.
 
blugold said:
I've hit flop shots with 3irons.


True story. It has been witnessed by THPers.
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Hell I can do it with my driver, leaves a nice mark on it too for proof. Its my flop mark hahahah
 
T2GRN18 said:
Hahaha but did you hit the tent on 18? That one cold morning in Ohiotopia? You know the one that was 60 yards to the right of the Fairway?
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Wasn't there but I land one in a trash can, 30 yards from the green & 20' from the next tee box. Does that count?


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T2GRN18 said:
Hahaha but did you hit the tent on 18? That one cold morning in Ohiotopia? You know the one that was 60 yards to the right of the Fairway?
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To be fair his clubs had to feel like icicles
 
Yeah that's probably what it was
 
Hit some bombs tonight with my new Hammer XXX Driver. I am thinking the Driving Range is about 400 yards longer and I was about 80 yards away from the fence. Ate some beef jerky and drank a Natty Lite before I went out so I knew it was going to be a great session. Pretty sure with me screaming at the top of my lungs when I hit flush it added an extra 50 yards. Had two guys come over and asked how I did, and I told them I wasn't giving autographs at the time and my security guard Bhilln pushed them away. Gotta say I can't wait to head to the course, Imagine I will hit some more long drives and be in the boring 60's again.
 
I shot a 73 with a extra stiff white tie driver staff, tipped 3/4". I mean come on, its like shooting fish in a barrel.
 
This might get the blood flowing. The Super Villain and his ego
 
I need to get new irons because there is a dime sized spot right in the center of them, the chrome is worn off.
 
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