Things #InternetGolfers Say

[blugold]

I shot 87, but if I didn't have those 6 doubles and that triple!

Goes with the #internetgolfer standard line, "If it wasn't for those 4 blow up holes I would have broken 80."

 

[JRod]

"How's the turf interaction?" Or "The turf interaction is great/horrible!" Wayyyyyyy too many comments on "turf interaction"! Can't stand it.

See i completely disagree with this statement. You must pay on perfectly manicured courses every round.

I guess you don't think bounce matters either?

 

[drp3434]

Goes with the #internetgolfer standard line, "If it wasn't for those 4 blow up holes I would have broken 80."

Hey that's my M.O.

 

[MWard]

This thread is freakin hilarious! I've never heard most of it but I'm guilty of some of it lol.

I might be guilty of a few of these. But really, how does that putt NOT break?

 

[Brianbigoats]

Goes with the #internetgolfer standard line, "If it wasn't for those 4 blow up holes I would have broken 80."

I thought that it was Par

 

[EaglevsFalcon]

Goes with the #internetgolfer standard line, "If it wasn't for those 4 blow up holes I would have broken 80."

Ha! That's definitely me, but sub in par for 80. The only thing I do better than slipping in random blow up holes is counting up the coulda, woulda, shouldas after its all over and done

 

[CAA_Beat]

This thread is freakin hilarious! I've never heard most of it but I'm guilty of some of it lol.

Oh I'm sure Wicked Cool Homeless Man has a couple good ones to share.

 

[fupresti]

I need to play from the back tees. From the forward tees I can't hit driver that much and I need to work on my long game.

 

[wubears71]

Ha! That's definitely me, but sub in par for 80. The only thing I do better than slipping in random blow up holes is counting up the coulda, woulda, shouldas after its all over and done

It's like my old football coach said one time - "If we just stopped them on 7 of the touchdowns, it would have been a close game."

 

[Dr RosenRosen]

Heard this one several times this weekend from an otherwise good golfer that is just a bad bunker player:

"These bunkers are terrible! The sand is just awful!" No, buddy, you aren't even hitting out of Augusta's bunkers with that form.

 

[dizzyg12]

I'm still working on a swing change/overhaul. - yeah you couldn't repeat a swing if you recorded it and played it back in your iphone

 

[MWard]

I heard there are tour issue grips out there. I mean... I kinda want this.

 

[ArmyGolf]

I must not hang out in the right threads, because I never see any of this stuff get said lol. OK, maybe the whole forged club thing but that's it.

 

[wubears71]

Man these greens are fast!!!

Yea, that's why I 3 putt.

 

[fupresti]

I can't wear spikeless shoes, my swing just generates too much torque and I spin out.

 

[wadesworld]

Goes with the #internetgolfer standard line, "If it wasn't for those 4 blow up holes I would have broken 80."

Internet Golfers don't have blow up holes. How can you off a drive that went 310 and a 168-yard pitching wedge you stuck to 3-feet?