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Great TV/Movie quotes

D-Dub said:
Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo.. Bill Murray....Stripes.
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Really? Chevy Chase says the exact same line in Fletch :)

Which is, in itself an outstanding movie.

Name?
Fletch
Full name?
Fletch, F Letch
And what do you do for a living Mr Fletch?
I'm a shepherd.

Hey why don't you guys go down to the gym and pump each other

Bluuuueeeeeee Riiiivvveeeerrrrrrr, you usin' the whole fist their doc?
Just relax
 
My cucumber. It's bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don't you?
No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
Right. Sensual. That's what I meant. My name's Eric Stratton. People call me Otter.
My name's Marion. People call me Mrs. Wormer.
Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.
How interesting. I have a husband named Dean Wormer at Faber. Still want to show me your cucumber?
 
even better.....what THP Members would be cast if Caddyshack were to be remade?
SethO said:
It would be an instant cult classic.
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Esox and Clam Fist to start!
 
Yeah Ty your right, sorry my memory aint what it used to be. Anyway great line, one I have used on my wife but never seems to work, ha ha!
 
Just a bit outside!


major League
 
son... you got a panty on your head - raising arizona
 
You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.


Napoleon Dynamite
 
I love this guy! He wipes his ass with his own record contract.

-Airheads
 
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


Airplane
 
thanks1974 said:
even better.....what THP Members would be cast if Caddyshack were to be remade?
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hmmmm.. ok this is what I have:

Ty Webb - TC
Al Czervik - OEM Kevin
Judge Smails - JB
Danny Noonan - SethO
Carl Spackler - Gray Golf
Dr. Beeper - thanks1974
 
You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin' Donuts, call a cop.
 
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.


Fight Club
 
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full-time job. Now, behave yourself. -Get Carter
 
Are you classified as human?

Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

The Fifth Element
 
thats why they call it a homer... cuz you only get it on the way home
but im already home
 
We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
 
why did you change your name to nathan arizona?
would you buy furniture from a store called unpainted huffheinz?
 
Yul Brunner: "Solving your problem isn't our line,"
Steve McQueen: "We deal in lead, friend."

The Magnificent Seven

Kevin
 
snicker.doodles said:
uhhhh....you could say that. and stuff.
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My 13 year old daughter played or practiced 10 out of 11 days after school got out, and now her left wrist is really tender. She's very disappointed.

Kevin
 
Esox said:
My 13 year old daughter played or practiced 10 out of 11 days after school got out, and now her left wrist is really tender. She's very disappointed.

Kevin
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moderation. she doesn't want to burn out too quickly. and injuries that young could wreak havoc for her future.



that's no movie quote. those are my own wise words.


or not.


oh and


Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.
 
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