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golf haiku

junior lefty said:
Golf is a very fun game... Wait I'm not doing it right?

Haikus are easy
I write haikus in my sleep
Oh, golf is fun too.
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Haikus are quite strange
they needn't even make sense
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:alien2: I know it's not golf related but one of my favs
 
The golf ball goes high
It soars through the sunny blue skies
It lands very softly
 
johnnymo said:
Haikus are quite strange
they needn't even make sense
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:alien2: I know it's not golf related but one of my favs
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That's hilarious!

That's the problem my wife has with haiku. No need to rhyhm or make sense. I find it a bit liberating.

Who cares if haiku
Doesn't need to make any
sense? I like chicken.
 
New issue arrives
Magazine full of new tips
Try them and lose swing...
 
Gamma said:
A birdie in hand
Is worth two hits in the bush
On the previous hole.
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Excellent first post
welcome to the family
congratulations

bazinga!
 
Hello brand new ball
Hello hole. Water both sides
Swing. Goodbye Ball. Mad.
 
Christmas approaches
Inbox full of "special deals"
But not on new swing...
 
junior lefty said:
Golf is a very fun game... Wait I'm not doing it right?

Haikus are easy
I write haikus in my sleep
Oh, golf is fun too.
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JUST FOR YOU JUNIOR LEFTY

Junior Lefty's sig
Left hand right hand both handed
putters What The F?
 
New Srixon yellow
Gone forever into lake
Only find Top Flights......
 
New driver in hand,
No thoughts in my mind right SHANK,
It was the club's fault.
 
worst day at the range
disgusted, bruised ego, depressed
all clubs for sale, cheap

Yeah, it was that bad.
 
Christmas came early
forecast clear my tee time booked
golf tomorrow Yeah!
 
X-Proto's in Bag
The ball goes straight, far, and high
Sean is happy now

ps: 5/7/5
 
Through Morning Mist Flies
A poorly struck ball Hooks Left
Waterfowl Beware
 
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Just one well struck shot
Is what keeps us coming back
All bad ones blocked out...
 
Driver face impacts
small white dimpled ball lofts high
another one is lost
 
New Superfast here
Goodbye Old Friend Geek Driver
Hello ten more yards
 
Nike Method Core
Best Putter In the Whole World
Except Mr. Choi
:D
 
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