I sometimes skim threads, this is my story

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I am guilty of not reading an entire thread (trying to avoid using the 's' word here) which ultimately results in me not participating in the thread because I don't want to post something that someone already did. Or, worse yet by the time I've come across the thread someone else has already had the thought/comment/question that I came up with, so no sense being redundant.

What's the lesser of 2 evils? Being labeled a skimmer or not participating for fear of being labeled a skimmer?
 
I am guilty of not reading an entire thread (trying to avoid using the 's' word here) which ultimately results in me not participating in the thread because I don't want to post something that someone already did. Or, worse yet by the time I've come across the thread someone else has already had the thought/comment/question that I came up with, so no sense being redundant.

What's the lesser of 2 evils? Being labeled a skimmer or not participating for fear of being labeled a skimmer?
I think it depends on the thread really. If you are in a Live Event thread things get repeated, just the way it is. Those are fast moving. If you are in a review thread I would search "This Thread" to see if there are some comments about it. I have typed some essays for some of the reviews I get and a page later I see a question asking about something I just wrote about. I don't get upset but that just tells me my post wasn't read. Do I break it up into smaller chunks? Do I jazz it up more? It does make a reviewer feel something. 🤷‍♂️ I didn't skim it is exactly what JB said.

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I think it depends on the thread really. If you are in a Live Event thread things get repeated, just the way it is. Those are fast moving. If you are in a review thread I would search "This Thread" to see if there are some comments about it. I have typed some essays for some of the reviews I get and a page later I see a question asking about something I just wrote about. I don't get upset but that just tells me my post wasn't read. Do I break it up into smaller chunks? Do I jazz it up more? It does make a reviewer feel something. 🤷‍♂️ I didn't skim it is exactly what JB said.

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I'm totally guilty about not utilizing the search function. Never thought of it within a thread however
 
Didn't read but Chat GPT said this is the important stuff.
  • The author enumerates several things the community unequivocally hates:
    1. People who skim threads
    2. DTC Vendors
    3. Fairway divots
    4. Bags with 14 slots
  • The author confesses to sometimes skimming threads due to time constraints from work and family obligations.
  • Despite skimming, the author values participation in the community and tries to contribute in other ways.
  • They attribute skimming to the fear of missing out (FOMO) on engaging discussions.
  • The author emphasizes that despite skimming, they are not terrible people.
 
I skim... more than I would like to admit.
 
Can I get a video please? Not trying to read all that 😜
 
I saw skimmer in a post. Is this thread about cleaning the pool. 🤣🤣
 
i don't know, if i took the time to write up something in-depth and got a question from a skimmer, it wouldn't bother me that much. it gives me another opportunity to discuss the topic. and i'm also guilty of skimming, way more often these days than i used to.
I agree with this. It doesn’t bother me at all to reply and link the post I or someone else already made.

What really annoys me is when someone says something to the extent of yeah it was discussed in this giant ass thread but gives no clue as to when or where in the thread that discussion took place. To me that feels elitist like if you don’t have the dedication or time to read the entire thread then you don’t deserve to know. Doesn’t happen a lot but I’ve seen it.
 
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i read it all.........
 
I think it depends on the thread really. If you are in a Live Event thread things get repeated, just the way it is. Those are fast moving. If you are in a review thread I would search "This Thread" to see if there are some comments about it. I have typed some essays for some of the reviews I get and a page later I see a question asking about something I just wrote about. I don't get upset but that just tells me my post wasn't read. Do I break it up into smaller chunks? Do I jazz it up more? It does make a reviewer feel something. 🤷‍♂️ I didn't skim it is exactly what JB said.

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The ability to search within a thread is such a great feature and works well. If the thread is so long to the point where someone doesn't want to read through all of it (100 pages), then high chance the question and answer is already in there and can be found. Think the conversations within the equipment threads are always more productive when it builds off of things that may have been answered vs. just repetition.

I feel like live threads are the main ones where I find myself skimming more out of necessity. When I'm 40 pages behind when I wake up (west coast always kills me) and want to catch up to the live action, I gotta do some speed reading/skimming just to survive. haha
 
I agree with this. It doesn’t bother me at all to reply and link the post I or someone else already made.

What really annoys me is when someone says something to the extent of yeah it was discussed in this giant ass thread but gives no clue as to when or where in the thread that discussion took place. To me that feels elitist like if you don’t have the dedication or time to read the entire thread then you don’t deserve to know. Doesn’t happen a lot but I’ve seen it.

I think there are levels of skimming....like, in the Callaway ball thread, i mean doesn't anything go at that point? It's like 80 pages. Even with the search function it's really hard to find anything specific. And i get that the reviewers put a lot of time into long reviews, they shouldn't be offended ...(note, I was one of the testers that wrote long reviews, so this isn't hypothetical). It's too long a thread, someone can't find my long post on page 48 about the CTx, so i'd either link it or respond again if asked.

But in a 2-3 page thread skimming is bit more egregious....and admittedly i've done even that.

Try not to....but it happens
 
Didn't read but Chat GPT said this is the important stuff.
  • The author enumerates several things the community unequivocally hates:
    1. People who skim threads
    2. DTC Vendors
    3. Fairway divots
    4. Bags with 14 slots
  • The author confesses to sometimes skimming threads due to time constraints from work and family obligations.
  • Despite skimming, the author values participation in the community and tries to contribute in other ways.
  • They attribute skimming to the fear of missing out (FOMO) on engaging discussions.
  • The author emphasizes that despite skimming, they are not terrible people.

Can't disagree with much of that.

I like being called "The Author" also. I'm going to change my member title to that ASAP

My preferred pronoun is "He" , so it should read "He" attributes skimming to the fear of missing out, etc.
 
I think there are levels of skimming....like, in the Callaway ball thread, i mean doesn't anything go at that point? It's like 80 pages. Even with the search function it's really hard to find anything specific. And i get that the reviewers put a lot of time into long reviews, they shouldn't be offended ...(note, I was one of the testers that wrote long reviews, so this isn't hypothetical). It's too long a thread, someone can't find my long post on page 48 about the CTx, so i'd either link it or respond again if asked.

But in a 2-3 page thread skimming is bit more egregious....and admittedly i've done even that.

Try not to....but it happens
It also helps keep the board and threads active when people are posting and conversing rather than looking up old information in a thread. Maybe something changed with the person who posted that review 3 months ago and asking again will further that conversation.

In a world of post drives and races to X million I'd just figure the more posts the merrier even if it is someone asking for info on something that was discussed the page before. More posts help with google website rankings searching a thread in silence for more information does not. That question and an answer with a link to the post made is 2 posts towards the next million.
 
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Of the things you mentioned the only one that bothers me is fairway divots. Sometimes you have to skim it’s hard to read pages of posts unless you’re stuck on the toilet.
 
I've been here a few years now, and there's a few things i have learned we hate unequivocally

1) People who skim threads
2) DTC Vendors
3) Fairway divots
4) Bags that have 14 slots in them (this one is bonkers, but i love it)

I do sometimes skim threads. I don't mean to, but i want to explain.....

Coming to THP is a great reprieve from the monotony that is work and family (well actually i do love my job , and tolerate my family)...but they keep you busy. I'm on a number of calls every day.....sometimes you finish a call at like 10:45 and you have only 15 minutes before your next one....so what do you want to do? Obviously come to THP and get a few comments in about this or that, because you know, you REALLY like this place and all

Now look, maybe there is a really cool thread about whatever, could be about shooting -9 at Augusta, could be about LIV, could be about LPGA vs some dude. Whatever. Some thing really piques your interest

So you are like....OK i want to comment on this because it's fun. But you dont have time to read all 6 pages, but you really like being part of the community. So you comment something and then 5 dudes call you a skimmer because someone on page 2 wrote that. It happens.....

So it's true , you skimmed. I can admit this....I , MtlJeff skim semi-regularly (but i try to make it up in other ways, on weekends, with ball reviews etc).... Sometimes you feel that you just want to be a part of a fun thread and if you wait 5 hours until your break you'll miss out on all of the fun stuff. It's classic FOMO.

We're not terrible people, we just skim sometimes.

OK, that's my thing for the day.
Ok, this is a pretty important post as it establishes a precedent for acceptable skimming situations. But what about the other cardinal sins listed here? Are there extenuating circumstances or loopholes that should be acknowledged for those?

Say, hypothetically, there was a random new guy here who really likes 14 slot bags and all the club tangle they reduce. Now this is an unknown guy with zero good will built up so he would likely get pummeled immediately. But what if there was a backstory? What if as a young child he was abandoned by his parents in a casino near 5 slot machines. He was terrified and alone and all he could see was 5 slots. He ran and ran and eventually found his parents chain smoking with a giant bucket of quarters at the end of a row of 14 slots. He instantly felt warm and safe and a strong traumatic bond was formed.

What about then?



Anyways, this is important stuff to cover.
 
Ok, this is a pretty important post as it establishes a precedent for acceptable skimming situations. But what about the other cardinal sins listed here? Are there extenuating circumstances or loopholes that should be acknowledged for those?

Say, hypothetically, there was a random new guy here who really likes 14 slot bags and all the club tangle they reduce. Now this is an unknown guy with zero good will built up so he would likely get pummeled immediately. But what if there was a backstory? What if as a young child he was abandoned by his parents in a casino near 5 slot machines. He was terrified and alone and all he could see was 5 slots. He ran and ran and eventually found his parents chain smoking with a giant bucket of quarters at the end of a row of 14 slots. He instantly felt warm and safe and a strong traumatic bond was formed.

What about then?



Anyways, this is important stuff to cover.

I've always been of the belief that you know , just put it all out there, start a thread and ask.

My only advice is your reasoning needs more self entitlement and delusions of grandeur.

Everyone loves that. TRUST me on this
 
I've always been of the belief that you know , just put it all out there, start a thread and ask.

My only advice is your reasoning needs more self entitlement and delusions of grandeur.

Everyone loves that. TRUST me on this
I keep insisting to people that my humility is holding me back. A powerful statement that seems to leave them speechless, with only a blank level stare that must mean total agreement.
 
I think we all skim from time to time. It's just something that happens for whatever reason.
It's the same thing as the thread starter of that same thread that's already started. I'm guilty of both :ROFLMAO:
 
I've been here a few years now, and there's a few things i have learned we hate unequivocally

1) People who skim threads
2) DTC Vendors
3) Fairway divots
4) Bags that have 14 slots in them (this one is bonkers, but i love it)

I do sometimes skim threads. I don't mean to, but i want to explain.....

Coming to THP is a great reprieve from the monotony that is work and family (well actually i do love my job , and tolerate my family)...but they keep you busy. I'm on a number of calls every day.....sometimes you finish a call at like 10:45 and you have only 15 minutes before your next one....so what do you want to do? Obviously come to THP and get a few comments in about this or that, because you know, you REALLY like this place and all

Now look, maybe there is a really cool thread about whatever, could be about shooting -9 at Augusta, could be about LIV, could be about LPGA vs some dude. Whatever. Some thing really piques your interest

So you are like....OK i want to comment on this because it's fun. But you dont have time to read all 6 pages, but you really like being part of the community. So you comment something and then 5 dudes call you a skimmer because someone on page 2 wrote that. It happens.....

So it's true , you skimmed. I can admit this....I , MtlJeff skim semi-regularly (but i try to make it up in other ways, on weekends, with ball reviews etc).... Sometimes you feel that you just want to be a part of a fun thread and if you wait 5 hours until your break you'll miss out on all of the fun stuff. It's classic FOMO.

We're not terrible people, we just skim sometimes.

OK, that's my thing for the day.
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I'm right there with ya my friend!
 
;TLDR

I skim. Sometimes on purpose, sometimes not.
If a question is posed in a thread in the first post, I will typically respond answering that question without reading the thread. Sometimes it could be 3 or 4 posts, sometimes 10 pages that I am behind.

Sometimes I skim because I am so far behind, and want to see what is going on right now. Like in an event thread, or in the Happy Thread when someone is saying Happy Monday, but it is actually Happy Friday.

Sometimes I skim because I am at work, and read too fast and miss things.

Sometimes I skim because I have 30 threads open at the same time, and am trying to pay attention to everything, everywhere, all at once.

I don't go into a thread and immediately intend to ignore all the responses. Sometimes in an AMA I want to ask a question and just rip to the bottom to ask it..... it happens ok.
 
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