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Harry Longshanks said:
IIRC, cell phones have very stealthy cameras these days . . .
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So what do you bring to a hookers house for a party? Well besides bringing Harry.:confused2:
 
JB said:
So what do you bring to a hookers house for a party? Well besides bringing Harry.:confused2:
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I'm strictly amateur.
 
JB said:
So what do you bring to a hookers house for a party? Well besides bringing Harry.:confused2:
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Lemons, wild turkey and cash. :act-up:
 
Yardwork is done. It's already getting hot.

I'm just chilling now after a shower, about to head out to pick up a few things. I need a pair of super undies, and maybe another pair of athletic shorts to wear when goofing off around the house or going to work out.

I'll grab a salad for dinner, and hit the range a little after 7:00 where I'll stay until they kick me out at 10:00.

Early tee time tomorrow, then in to the office.
 
JB said:
So what do you bring to a hookers house for a party? Well besides bringing Harry.:confused2:
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Cash, I presume.
 
So we are back from the party at the girls house (who may or may not be a hooker), and it was okay. GG has had two glasses of wine so she is over her limit. Ellie had a great time playing with all the dogs and overall it was okay. Did I mention that this girl may or may not be a hooker?
 
JB said:
So we are back from the party at the girls house (who may or may not be a hooker), and it was okay. GG has had two glasses of wine so she is over her limit. Ellie had a great time playing with all the dogs and overall it was okay. Did I mention that this girl may or may not be a hooker?
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I am not over my limit I am just a little tipsy......not drunk just tipsy look how well I am spelling everything ; ) JB wore his THP belt buckle and he looked hot. Ellie had a great time playing with the other dogs. Over all it was a good time.
 
Glad to hear you two (and Ellie!) had a good time, even though she may or may not be a hooker.

So anyone manage to snap a picture or two?
 
Someone did, we will get a few and put them up if we can.
 
I'm assuming that in your neighborhood, she's more of a "call girl" than a "hooker", no?
 
I believe what she's offering is called the "girlfriend experience" if I've heard correctly. :confused2:
 
Osahar said:
I believe what she's offering is called the "girlfriend experience" if I've heard correctly. :confused2:
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So she's going to waste my time, spend my money, nag me relentlessly, be rotten in bed, and then dump me for a complete loser?

Who the heck would pay for that?!?!?
 
Us men are gluttons for punishment....:beat-up:
 
You guys are funny.
 
Glad to hear JB looked hot, GG -- nope, you're clearly not over your limit!
 
Harry Longshanks said:
So she's going to waste my time, spend my money, nag me relentlessly, be rotten in bed, and then dump me for a complete loser?

Who the heck would pay for that?!?!?
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Ummm, I think we all did at some point! LOL

Myself Some of us more than once!
 
worst_shot_ever said:
Glad to hear JB looked hot, GG -- nope, you're clearly not over your limit!
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Oh, pleez WSE. She's never going to see that response. She passed out long ago.


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Besides, that's just JB using her account anyway.
 
Smallville said:
Ummm, I think we all did at some point! LOL

Myself Some of us more than once!
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I guess I meant "intentionally and with advance knowledge."


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Disclaimer: While I have dated my share of women who were rotten, flaky, mean, stalkers, etc. . . I've also dated a couple of spectacular women.

Really, it was just a joke.
 
Harry Longshanks said:
Oh, pleez WSE. She's never going to see that response. She passed out long ago.


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Besides, that's just JB using her account anyway.
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LMAO!!! You were absolutely right, I was passed out by the time you wrote that post. Last night was some of the best sleep I have had in months. The good news is I really didn't drink too much and I have no hangover or negative side effects this morning.
 
GolferGal22 said:
LMAO!!! You were absolutely right, I was passed out by the time you wrote that post. Last night was some of the best sleep I have had in months. The good news is I really didn't drink too much and I have no hangover or negative side effects this morning.
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Yay for no hangover. We did 2 parties in 2 nights and Im up this morning with no hangover or ill effects.

And I went through a checkpoint last night too. Gees scared the drunk right out of me too! But made it through just fine!
 
GolferGal22 said:
LMAO!!! You were absolutely right, I was passed out by the time you wrote that post. Last night was some of the best sleep I have had in months. The good news is I really didn't drink too much and I have no hangover or negative side effects this morning.
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Speaking of complete lushes, where is Claire this morning?

Maybe there's no internet connection where she is right now.

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In case you don't know the story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527463,00.html
 
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