Shower thoughts and Useless Information

[PackersGirl]

This is building off of @GolferGal and @Tevenor Useless information posts. We should add shower thoughts in here too.
So, here we go (credit to our 15 year old)....

I wonder how many places you've been to for the last time?

All mirrors are in used condition.

When you're brushing your teeth you are cleaning your skeleton.

Your tongue is never sitting comfortably in your mouth.

 

[SkiBumGolfer]

Everything you find is in the last place you looked.

 

[baylrballa]

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.

 

[Space Bandito]

I wonder how many places you've been to for the last time?

Building on this:

There is a moment in everyone's life where their mother picks them up for the last time. How sad.

 

[baylrballa]

I'm on a dive now.

"I mostly use my driver's license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive."

 

[PackersGirl]

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.

Hmmmm

 

[baylrballa]

" My dog understand several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. "

 

[Someonescoat]

Runners spend a lot of time running, so that they can run for as short a time as possible.

 

[donny475]

Smart phones reduce graffiti in public toilets......

 

[PackersGirl]

Why are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?

 

[baylrballa]

Tug-of-war should really be called war-of-tug

 

[baylrballa]

oh crap, this will be stuck in my head forever.

X88B88 appears to be a reflection of the word voodoo.

 

[Lou W]

Why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway.

Beats pahking it in the yaad

 

[echico]

Tug-of-war should really be called war-of-tug

Very different from tug wars.

 

[Thrillbilly Jim]

Honey, aka “bee vomit”, never goes bad. They found honey in ancient Egyptian tombs.

 

[Tevenor]

The worlds largest tire producer by volume? Lego.

 

[MWard]

Building on this:

There is a moment in everyone's life where their mother picks them up for the last time. How sad.

Great, why did you cut up an onion in here?

At some point, you will pick your child up from school for the last time, and you won’t ever realize it.

 

[Nappy]

This one I still think about thanks to my 4 year old, who notices everything.

Grilled cheese is almost never made on a grill.

 

[Space Bandito]

Great, why did you cut up an onion in here?

At some point, you will pick your child up from school for the last time, and you won’t ever realize it.

I cannot wait to be able to afford a chauffeur for the kids....

 

[DataDude]

Your tongue is never sitting comfortably in your mouth.

Don't put that black magic on me PackersGirl

 

[Bernoulli]

You're born with just 1 pint of blood, but by the time you're an adult you have 4 to 5 quarts.

 

[PackersGirl]

Great, why did you cut up an onion in here?

At some point, you will pick your child up from school for the last time, and you won’t ever realize it.

This hits me right in the feels. Down to the last out of 5 kids.

 

[Parrot]

Dr. Seuss invented the word "nerd."

 

[Tevenor]

On average, the human lifespan is only 3-5 minutes. You reset that each time you take a breath.

 

[Dartgod]

oh crap, this will be stuck in my head forever.

X88B88 appears to be a reflection of the word voodoo.

The word SWIMS upside-down is still SWIMS