Shower thoughts and Useless Information

[Space Bandito]

This falls along the lines of useless knowledge more than shower thoughts:

Camels are native to Arizona.

Subsequently, it is illegal to hunt camels in the state.

 

[Space Bandito]

On average, the human lifespan is only 3-5 minutes. You reset that each time you take a breath.

Do you take a breath, and then wait 3-5 minutes before taking another? Am i living life the wrong way?


*edit, I read that wrong

 

[camden_kid]

"Should I brush my teeth in the shower?"

 

[Steve2100]

Oreo has made enough cookies to span five back and forth trips to the moon.

 

[Scott F]

Books can teach you anything except how to read.

 

[El Rayo X]

Everything you do is by definition historical.

 

[Canadan]

The worlds largest tire producer by volume? Lego.

definitely not doors though.

 

[blugold]

The word "ambiguous" only has one definition.

 

[El Rayo X]

Shower thoughts:
When did I get so old? Answer: Today

 

[TRyan]

If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for the next 18 years, I'd do anything they ask of me. But I complained every time I took the trash out while living at my parent's house.

 

[oumagic]

Have you ever woke up and thought you were in a movie? I had a nightmare last night that I cut my finger with a chainsaw and my finger hurt when I woke up. Luckily it was still there but I definitely got some “Nightmare on Elm Street” vibes today. That is all I thought about in the shower today.

 

[AndyL0711]

why's it called a tooth brush, do you only brush 1 tooth at a time? shouldn't it be called a teeth brush?

 

[Canadan]

if you are scared half to death twice, do you die?

 

[Canadan]

Why do you put cargo on a ship, and a shipment in a car?

 

[MWard]

This hits me right in the feels. Down to the last out of 5 kids.

Dropped kiddo off at school today and then after finding that I was like WAIT NO

 

[Tevenor]

definitely not doors though.

Lets not start that again.

 

[Scorp]

The people you see in a dream... are they figments of your imagination or do they exist in the real world?

 

[echico]

The people you see in a dream... are they figments of your imagination or do they exist in the real world?

And why don't they ever have clothes on? Just me....sorry.

 

[Someonescoat]

The people you see in a dream... are they figments of your imagination or do they exist in the real world?

Now, i could be remembering this incorrectly, but I learned in school that you cannot create people in dreams. They are people you have seen before. Whether just in passing, on the tv or in an ad. I remember finding that interesting.

 

[donny475]

deaf people probably don't understand why farts are so funny....

 

[donny475]

Honey, aka “bee vomit”, never goes bad. They found honey in ancient Egyptian tombs.

I just wonder who tasted it to see....?

 

[baylrballa]

deaf people probably don't understand why farts are so funny....

I snortled a bit at that one.

 

[DataDude]

why's it called a tooth brush, do you only brush 1 tooth at a time? shouldn't it be called a teeth brush?

Old joke I heard:

How do you know a toothbrush was invented in (insert whatever place you want to make fun of here)?

Because if it was invented anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush

 

[DataDude]

Now, i could be remembering this incorrectly, but I learned in school that you cannot create people in dreams. They are people you have seen before. Whether just in passing, on the tv or in an ad. I remember finding that interesting.

When I served tables I would have deja vu moments all the time. I would be somewhere else and see someone that my brain was telling me I knew, but I couldn't place them at all. I always assumed they were people I had waited on at the restaurant. I was probably right as I never have those moments anymore.

 

[donny475]

If you drop an oreo, you can safely eat 2/3rds of it