InTheRough
Course Botanist
I can wow people with a flop shot when it doesn't count ... but make it actually mean something and I manage to do a great impersonation of a prison fight ... SHANK!
You have to try this in a tournament: you and your opponent both have shots over the same bunker. You go first because you're a little bit away. It's a blind shot onto a nasty green. Pull your lob wedge and trash talk your opponent (because she's been a b*tch the entire round), then land your shot and have it stop a foot from the hole, tap it in and light a cigarette.