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1 call after midnight and a solid 6 hours of paid sleep. Not too shabby.


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FrankA said:
1 call after midnight and a solid 6 hours of paid sleep. Not too shabby.


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Advantage Frank. Yesterday I got paid to go to Golf Galaxy, have lunch with the Hankster and then watch golf.
 
Last night I bussed for 6 hours and made more money than any of the waitresses who worked for 10. Lol.
 
Kmac said:
Advantage Frank. Yesterday I got paid to go to Golf Galaxy, have lunch with the Hankster and then watch golf.
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I love not getting the short end


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Damaikis said:
Last night I bussed for 6 hours and made more money than any of the waitresses who worked for 10. Lol.
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Dude I bussed in HS and I made sure my waitresses had clean tables, they all took care of me. It was great money and great food!
 
Tadashi70 said:
Dude I bussed in HS and I made sure my waitresses had clean tables, they all took care of me. It was great money and great food!
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I know. It's a great job. I get free dinner every night and the waitresses don't. I've been making a ton of cash recently. Which is always good.
 
I once worked the grill room and bar at a private course back home. My brother was the dining room manager so he put me behind the bar. It was cool. One of the things you had to do was bus the patron who ate in the grill room, especially if we were busy. I haven't done this before but how hard could it be? The #1 rule was that when you saw a member put a napkin on the plate, get that plate out of there asap. I saw a lady do this once so I went to remove her plate. She started up some conversation with me and I got to chatting with all of them. While I was chatting I wasn't paying attention and I had tipped the plate so much that all the juice/sauce left over on her plate was running off the plate and directly into her purse. Oooooops!

I wanted to bury myself under a rock.
 
TC said:
I once worked the grill room and bar at a private course back home. My brother was the dining room manager so he put me behind the bar. It was cool. One of the things you had to do was bus the patron who ate in the grill room, especially if we were busy. I haven't done this before but how hard could it be? The #1 rule was that when you saw a member put a napkin on the plate, get that plate out of there asap. I saw a lady do this once so I went to remove her plate. She started up some conversation with me and I got to chatting with all of them. While I was chatting I wasn't paying attention and I had tipped the plate so much that all the juice/sauce left over on her plate was running off the plate and directly into her purse. Oooooops!

I wanted to bury myself under a rock.
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Lmfao, I would have loved to see the look on your face
 
TC said:
I once worked the grill room and bar at a private course back home. My brother was the dining room manager so he put me behind the bar. It was cool. One of the things you had to do was bus the patron who ate in the grill room, especially if we were busy. I haven't done this before but how hard could it be? The #1 rule was that when you saw a member put a napkin on the plate, get that plate out of there asap. I saw a lady do this once so I went to remove her plate. She started up some conversation with me and I got to chatting with all of them. While I was chatting I wasn't paying attention and I had tipped the plate so much that all the juice/sauce left over on her plate was running off the plate and directly into her purse. Oooooops!

I wanted to bury myself under a rock.
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My man TC...Jack of all trades...master of none! :D
 
My first and only spill was dumping mimosas on a guy, and he was so cool bout it.

He's like "Ahh that's alright junior, ivw done it before.. that's how I met my first wife"...

He got a tap from his 2nd wife that he was sitting next to...
 
Ask One-T about his wedding, and how I spilled an entire beer on his Mother in law and her pretty dress, LOL
 
I have yet to spill anything badly yet. But I've only been working there for 3 weeks.
 
I'm not a dog person, but WTC is up with people 'talking' to their dogs over the phone? Mother in law is in town and just 'talked' to her dog thru the phone because she was acting up for my sister in law who is watching her. Like do I just sit there like its normal?
 
ddxu said:
I'm not a dog person, but WTC is up with people 'talking' to their dogs over the phone? Mother in law is in town and just 'talked' to her dog thru the phone because she was acting up for my sister in law who is watching her. Like do I just sit there like its normal?
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Nope, I suggest hitting her with something.
 
ddxu said:
I'm not a dog person, but WTC is up with people 'talking' to their dogs over the phone? Mother in law is in town and just 'talked' to her dog thru the phone because she was acting up for my sister in law who is watching her. Like do I just sit there like its normal?
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What if the dog talks back?
 
ddxu said:
If it did, I'd ask her to pass whatever she is smoking.
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I reckon if it did you done smoked it. :bulgy-eyes:
 
How does one eloquently tell their wife and mother in law to go shopping somewhere, go see a movie, etc so one can watch bball and golf in peace and relative silence?

So far I've seen pics of people I don't know nor care about for the last 35 mins. I'm hoping her iPhone battery dies soon.
 
ddxu said:
How does one eloquently tell their wife and mother in law to go shopping somewhere, go see a movie, etc so one can watch bball and golf in peace and relative silence?

So far I've seen pics of people I don't know nor care about for the last 35 mins. I'm hoping her iPhone battery dies soon.
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This shouldn't be too difficult. Just gear down to your boxers only and start eating nachos with lots of dip. They will be out of the house before you finish the first layer.


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ddxu said:
How does one eloquently tell their wife and mother in law to go shopping somewhere, go see a movie, etc so one can watch bball and golf in peace and relative silence?

So far I've seen pics of people I don't know nor care about for the last 35 mins. I'm hoping her iPhone battery dies soon.
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I feel you man ONTFLMAO ben there my wife makes soap and the ML quilts have seen and herd more than i need in a life time just turn on some porn haha...
 
coolbreeze said:
This shouldn't be too difficult. Just gear down to your boxers only and start eating nachos with lots of dip. They will be out of the house before you finish the first layer.


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This could seriously backfire.
 
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