THP 2011 Spring Outing Pairings/Tee Times

[yorkem]

OK that one made me lol. I feel badly for Anthony on the ride home if I do play badly

especially since your bad is still 8-10 strokes better than me...minimally

 

[One-T]

Clearly you missed our last match. That is the difference between you and me. I dont get worried. I dont leave putts 4 feet short and miss 5 feet to the right. Buddy, you are going to feel so insecure after the round, you might crawl onto uncle daddy's lap and say rub my belly.

yes, I did OneT a putt...but that all you have on me. So, when I dont OneT any putts, your gonna be running to Morgan with your tail between your legs.

 

[One-T]

I will just keep telling you that each hole is 18 on WCC, you will fold like you do every time you throw an 8 on that scorecard.

 

[JB]

yes, I did OneT a putt...but that all you have on me. So, when I dont OneT any putts, your gonna be running to Morgan with your tail between your legs.

No....YOu are forgetting one other minor detail

I WON!!!!

 

[One-T]

No....YOu are forgetting one other minor detail

I WON!!!!

your correct, you did! Enjoy that 1 win!

 

[JB]

your correct, you did! Enjoy that 1 win!

1-0
Undefeated
One-T loses
One-T living up to the Calloway Name
You are winless

We can call it a lot of things.

 

[RxGus]

So whats the deal.

Who am I beating? What are the stakes? Are there going to be teams?

CL and Gus vs One-T and JB?
Team Workability vs Team Shovels?

Where are we going with this?

 

[JB]

So whats the deal.

Who am I beating? What are the stakes? Are there going to be teams?

CL and Gus vs One-T and JB?
Team Workability vs Team Shovels?

Where are we going with this?

You are beating me (attempting to) ---Cue laugh track
Teams are to be determined
I dont know where we are going, but I am going to the winners circle.

 

[One-T]

1-0
Undefeated
One-T loses
One-T living up to the Calloway Name
You are winless

We can call it a lot of things.

you can hold the title for a month...I will call you Lee Westwood

 

[JB]

you can hold the title for a month...I will call you Lee Westwood

If that makes you sleep better.
Clearly the booze does too, because you are obviously drunk.

 

[CharlieMoy]

Boy am I lucky I didnt stick my nose in this thread for a while! LOL this banter is great.

 

[wcueb923]

You know what rhymes with under the bus....That was a really bad shot Gus....hehe

Jb got Jokes. lol

 

[One-T]

If that makes you sleep better.
Clearly the booze does too, because you are obviously drunk.

I cant drink at work, I just want to call you Westwood cause that is about as long as you will hold the title of #1

 

[JB]

I cant drink at work, I just want to call you Westwood cause that is about as long as you will hold the title of #1

Since you like yapping, we dont we make this serious mr trash talker.

I win you lose your spot in the Morgan Cup
You win, you can have a full bag of clubs from THP HQ

That should get you stammering a little bit.

 

[RxGus]

Since you like yapping, we dont we make this serious mr trash talker.

I win you lose your spot in the Morgan Cup
You win, you can have a full bag of clubs from THP HQ

That should get you stammering a little bit.

Oh shi*....

 

[One-T]

Since you like yapping, we dont we make this serious mr trash talker.

I win you lose your spot in the Morgan Cup
You win, you can have a full bag of clubs from THP HQ

That should get you stammering a little bit.

Oh snap! Thats WAY too much to lose in a game of golf. I would never wager the MC spot. Not that I dont think I can win, but I sure as hell dont need that kind of pressure.

I win, you and Morgan have to come to NC and visit.

now you name your price

 

[JB]

Oh shi*....

He did get awful quiet didn't he?

 

[JB]

Oh snap! Thats WAY too much to lose in a game of golf. I would never wager the MC spot. Not that I dont think I can win, but I sure as hell dont need that kind of pressure.

I win, you and Morgan have to come to NC and visit.

now you name your price

I named my price. You said you couldn't handle the pressure. That says everything it needs to.

 

[One-T]

I named my price. You said you couldn't handle the pressure. That says everything it needs to.

your crazy as hell...Never would I give up that opportunity, I also wouldnt risk it because it would not be fair to my team. I am not scared, but I am also not stupid.

 

[JB]

I also wouldnt risk it because it would not be fair to my team. I am not scared, but I am also not stupid.

Im doing it for your team. Let them find a player that has some confidence and can handle the pressure.

 

[One-T]

Since you like yapping, we dont we make this serious mr trash talker.

I win you lose your spot in the Morgan Cup
You win, you can have a full bag of clubs from THP HQ

That should get you stammering a little bit.

if I took this deal could I pick any clubs I wanted from THP?

 

[JB]

if I took this deal could I pick any clubs I wanted from THP?

Sure. Why not.

 

[One-T]

Sure. Why not.

the 50 Cal sure would look nice in North Carolina!

 

[JB]

the 50 Cal sure would look nice in North Carolina!

Unfortunately for you, you would have to win. So it is safe.

 

[One-T]

Unfortunately for you, you would have to win. So it is safe.

hahaha...Fortunately for you I wont take this bet. But, I am getting 14 clubs at the MC, why do I need 14 more? I wouldnt sell them and make a profit off your hard work. Not the way I work. so, lets get this down to a real wager.