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Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . .
Bob has been missing since Friday!
Bob forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"
The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. . .
Bob has been missing since Friday!
was ready to post this one until I looked---still funny!!The DJ at a wedding reception made an announcement: "All you married guys, stand next to the person that has made your life worth living" Moments later, the bartender was crushed to death.
Wife finds her husband up alone at night. She watches him wipe a tear from his eye. "What's the matter?" Husband says, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" The wife touched at him caring says "Yes, I do. "You remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car and shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". I remember" she replies softly. He cries "I would have gotten out today
A couple of work mates skipped work one afternoon to get a round if golf in.
They were going well until they caught up to a pair of ladies who slowed them down. This carried on for a few holes, when one of them says "tell you what, we'll tee off at the next hole then I'll run up and ask if we can play through".
"good idea" says his mate.
So they tee off and the first man runs up to the ladies - he gets halfway, then stops suddenly and runs back.
"sh1t. He says, you'd better do it - that's my wife and mistress playing together!!!"
So they tee off at the next hole and the 2nd man runs up - he gets halfway, then runs back.....
He says "small world isn't it!"
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A couple of work mates skipped work one afternoon to get a round if golf in.
They were going well until they caught up to a pair of ladies who slowed them down. This carried on for a few holes, when one of them says "tell you what, we'll tee off at the next hole then I'll run up and ask if we can play through".
"good idea" says his mate.
So they tee off and the first man runs up to the ladies - he gets halfway, then stops suddenly and runs back.
"sh1t. He says, you'd better do it - that's my wife and mistress playing together!!!"
So they tee off at the next hole and the 2nd man runs up - he gets halfway, then runs back.....
He says "small world isn't it!"
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means Tell me."DIME"