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When I returned home from a New Years Eve party I went in the backyard, intoxicated, decided to groove my swing some, but instead knocked a brass hanging lamp off it's hook, which fell on my head, boinking me behind the ear, requiring I get 12 stitches. And my ear still looks like a high performance winter tire (except it's blue and stuff you know).
 
Nice pick, Bonk (and Boo girl).
 
dzdncfsd said:
I think with that skort on you would really get nervous who was standing behind you on the tee box.
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Excuse me - golf skirt.

LOL
 
vicar said:
When I returned home from a New Years Eve party I went in the backyard, intoxicated, decided to groove my swing some, but instead knocked a brass hanging lamp off it's hook, which fell on my head, boinking me behind the ear, requiring I get 12 stitches. And my ear still looks like a high performance winter tire (except it's blue and stuff you know).
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T.M.I.
 
vicar said:
When I returned home from a New Years Eve party I went in the backyard, intoxicated, decided to groove my swing some, but instead knocked a brass hanging lamp off it's hook, which fell on my head, boinking me behind the ear, requiring I get 12 stitches. And my ear still looks like a high performance winter tire (except it's blue and stuff you know).
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Nice. And what were you saying about "Greater" Cleveland. hehehe
 
I wonder if any other threads had something posted to them while this is going on?
 
staticline said:
I wonder if any other threads had something posted to them while this is going on?
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Yup. For those few minutes just before picks, when things die down.
 
vicar said:
When I returned home from a New Years Eve party I went in the backyard, intoxicated, decided to groove my swing some, but instead knocked a brass hanging lamp off it's hook, which fell on my head, boinking me behind the ear, requiring I get 12 stitches. And my ear still looks like a high performance winter tire (except it's blue and stuff you know).
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That is funny right there!

I used to take practice swings in my old apartment and one night after a few brews decided to grip and rip the driver shattering the lamp globe and raining down glass on me. It was chip shots and putts after that.
 
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