The official Banter Away Thread

[Diane]

ive got perfect apres funeral golf attire...
all black golf gear... not too great for mid summer... but pretty nice when its cool

There's a thought. I was going to tuck my pants into knee high boots and wear a coat that covered the rest of me.

 

[ClairefromClare]

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

 

[Diane]

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

I'm really happy I've having turkey for dinner.

 

[Smallville]

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

A guy's brain is . . . never mind.

 

[Golf Chick]

A guy's brain is . . . never mind.

He sits on it!!

 

[Esox]

He sits on it!!

Now just hold on a minute. Are you saying a man's brain is in his chair? Or the seat of his car? Pretty harsh.

Kevin

 

[Golf Chick]

Now just hold on a minute. Are you saying a man's brain is in his chair? Or the seat of his car? Pretty harsh.

Kevin

Its what goes into the chair haa haa :laughing:

 

[Esox]

Its what goes into the chair haa haa :laughing:

Pants?

Kevin

 

[Golf Chick]

Pants?

Kevin

LOL!!!

 

[dynarider]

He sits on it!!

 

[ClairefromClare]

The men you know must sit in very odd, uncomfortable positions.

 

[Diane]

The men you know must sit in very odd, uncomfortable positions.

Think it's a WI thing? Where is Kevin - we can ask him.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Think it's a WI thing? Where is Kevin - we can ask him.

That, or they straddle chairs very, very close to the back.

Like the old joke about giving nicknames.

 

[Esox]

Think it's a WI thing? Where is Kevin - we can ask him.

Look up a few posts. He's up there.

Kevin

 

[Diane]

Look up a few posts. He's up there.

Kevin

What is he sitting on?

 

[ClairefromClare]

What is he sitting on?

And how uncomfortable is it?

 

[Esox]

What is he sitting on?

An American classic.

And how uncomfortable is it?

I would say it's more shy than uncomfortable. It draws a lot of attention.

Kevin

 

[ClairefromClare]

An American classic.

That explains why you just lost me.

 

[TheGasman]

That explains why you just lost me.

Im so confused now.

 

[ClairefromClare]

Im so confused now.

On what body part are you sitting, and what is your nickname for it?

 

[Smallville]

No girl EVER told me I thought with my butt!

 

[TheGasman]

On what body part are you sitting, and what is your nickname for it?

I only have a nickname for little Gasman but I have never sat on him.

 

[ClairefromClare]

I only have a nickname for little Gasman but I have never sat on him.

:quiet:

 

[Diane]

I only have a nickname for little Gasman but I have never sat on him.

Is that your cat?

 

[TheGasman]

:quiet:

Is that your cat?

Sure.
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