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Introducing Captain Scotty Goryl - 2015 THP Gauntlet

blugold said:
Do the humpty hump.
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All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the golf and the style that ya used to.
I swing funny,
and yo I'm makin' bogeys, see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my wedge is slate and Tour Ground
I drink up all the Tito's ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Scotty, pronounced with a hard G.
Yo chip shots, oh how I like to chunk thee.
And all the golfers in the top ten-please allow me to help thee.
I'm slouchin' low, y'all,
and just like last year
I'm gonna fall when the other teams trump me.
I try to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like Hideaway oatmeal lumpy.
 
I know you're white, but I can tell your keyboard is black
 
Strong, strong video by ScottyG!
 
He's comin' straight outta Hampton!
 
And let the trash talking begin!!!
 
That. Was. Hilarious!
All I could think about was "Straight out of Westport, CT" when I saw that. I mean, who doesn't love a rapper in a 1/4 zip pullover? In June?

And I can do the Humpty Hump!
"People say 'Yo Spivey, you're really funny looking!' That's alright, cause I get things cookin'."
 
Clearly JB visited our office after happy hour!

Ha. So fired up for The Gauntlet in Chicago. Losing to Kulbick last year gave me more motivation than I thought was possible.

My next musical number? Bob Marley's "Redemption Song"


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It was happy hour somewhere of course...
 
ScottGorylCG said:
Losing to Kulbick last year
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It even stings to type it, doesn't it?

I think the only thing that would be worse than losing to you, would be having to play for you this time. #ReversePsychology
 
ScottGorylCG said:
Clearly JB visited our office after happy hour!

Ha. So fired up for The Gauntlet in Chicago. Losing to Kulbick last year gave me more motivation than I thought was possible.

My next musical number? Bob Marley's "Redemption Song"


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Scotty, that was a classic. I remember some reggae in the cart at La Costa, but you kept your skills (with a z?) under wraps, man. I blame the fact that the shack with the beers didn't come around until about 5 holes after we started looking for it.
 
I don't have rhythm, but I do appreciate the hell out of some mid 90s rap and hip hop. I hope this still keeps me in consideration for team ScottyG.
 
Scotty G....pure awesomeness!
 
So GG lost a bet yesterday and is supposed to rap a song on video to match Scotty G. I feel like I should hold her to that.
 
You kind of have to JB.
 
Can't wait to see this video. Don't let her slither out!

She need song suggestions? :)
 
You're alright ScottyG but you would have to show me some George Jones to catch my attention :D:guitar:
 
ScottGorylCG said:
Clearly JB visited our office after happy hour!

Ha. So fired up for The Gauntlet in Chicago. Losing to Kulbick last year gave me more motivation than I thought was possible.

My next musical number? Bob Marley's "Redemption Song"


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So you'd be a fan of Beastie Boys radio on Pandora while we play?
 
JB said:
So GG lost a bet yesterday and is supposed to rap a song on video to match Scotty G. I feel like I should hold her to that.
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"Informer."

Snow.


Let's make some magic happen.
 
Hey Scotty, you got anymore predictions you want to level about this year's event?

http://www.thehackersparadise.com/f...in-Team-JRod&p=3058753&viewfull=1#post3058753

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I can tell you from first hand experience, ScottyG is an extreme blast to play with. Very down to earth and wants to win, but also wants to have a good time. Anyone would be lucky to be on his team.
 
KnightLightPro said:
Damn Greg....talking smack already. :banana:
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Everybody's gotta be good at something...


Scott really is a nice guy, and anyone would be lucky to play in this event on his team.
 
JB said:
So GG lost a bet yesterday and is supposed to rap a song on video to match Scotty G. I feel like I should hold her to that.
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It really is the only right thing to do
 
JB said:
So GG lost a bet yesterday and is supposed to rap a song on video to match Scotty G. I feel like I should hold her to that.
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Definitely.
 
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