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Great TV/Movie quotes

This is pure snow! There's mountains of it everywhere. Do you know what the street value of this stuff is?

I... want... my... 2 dollars!!!

- Better Off Dead
 
Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
 
Sunday_Hacker said:
Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
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And along those lines...

- Hey Taylor, how's your wife and my kids?
 
Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.
 
You think there's men in this country who haven't seen your bosom?- A League of Their Own
 
Arthur, will you take my hand?

That would leave you with one!
 
Don't Forget to Send Me a Copy- Running Man
 
James Bond: [discovers Goldfinger cheating at golf] You play a Slazinger 1, don't you?
Auric Goldfinger: Yes, why?
James Bond: This is a Slazinger 7.
[indicating his own golf ball]
James Bond: Here's my Penfold Hearts. You must have played the wrong ball somewhere on the 18th fairway. We are playing strict rules, so I'm afraid you lose the hole and the match.
[Goldfinger throws the golf ball to the ground in disgust]
 
“You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.”
 
Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
 
where are all the white women at?
 
Are you saying Pan? neverming, you are saying Paanm
 
Spam Spam Spam Spam
 
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Bacon: Harry didn't think that he did a very good job, so he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, which just so happened to be a 15 inch black rubber c**k, and proceeded to beat poor old Smithy to death with. And that was seen as a nice way to go. Now, that, is why you pay Hatchet Harry, when you owe.
 
Sir, rebel ships are coming into our sector.

Good, our first catch of the day.
 
golf is a game of finesse not power... much like life - romeo must die
 
Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.

It's hard when you're talking like that.
 
John Rambo: Sir, do we get to win this time?
 
Bounty Hunter - You Wales?

Wales - Yea, you a bounty hunter?

Bounty Hunter - Man's got to make a living somehow.

Wales - "Dying ain't much of a living boy"
 
Little Bill - You sir are a cowardy son of a b*tch! You just shot an unarmed man
William Munny - Well he should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.

Unforgiven
 
I've taken the liberty of anticipating your condition. I have brought you orange juice, coffee, and aspirins. Or do you need to throw up?
 
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!
 
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