Exaggeration of the Day

I wan wrong once.

Actually I only thought I was wrong. I really wasn’t but that thought was wrong. It was a Tuesday. I don’t like them anymore.
 
Sure, I can drink and sing all Saturday night like when I was younger and feel great Sunday! 🥺
 
I wan wrong once.

Actually I only thought I was wrong. I really wasn’t but that thought was wrong. It was a Tuesday. I don’t like them anymore.
I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken...
 
The smoke around here is so bad I can't see across the street ........... actually that isn't too much of an exaggeration. :banghead:
 
I can't wait to go to work tomorrow !!
 
I’m loving my 15 hour shift.

I’ll sure hate it being over in 6 hours.
 
I will half my handicap once the new irons get here.
 
You're the dumbest dog I've ever met.
 
Bryce Harper hasn’t had a hit since May! :mad:
 
I think many of us have said "that hurt like hell". I think we don't understand the equivalence.
 
I just figured it all out.
 
I haven't played golf in a long time....

Wife quickly pointed that one is definitely exaggerating
 
I've told you a million times to stop exaggerating
 
I'm up for the day...waiting for the U.S. Open to begin.... :cool:
 
I just figured it all out.

Me too! Unfortunately there is at minimum a 10 stroke cushion for your figuring it out. Probably more like 20.
 
Oh I know what I'm doing wrong now, I've got this
 
Everything feels a little off right now.



:rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
All the smoke that's in the air right now is really helping my golf game.
 
I love ALL my customers! :mad:
 
I feel like I’m p*ssing razor blades!🤬😢
 
Rickie hasn’t won since before I was born!
 
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