i think i won "you should have just stayed home" bingo today:
1- woke up and thought someone fused my spine while i was sleeping. everything hurt, and couldn't turn at all
2- serious danger of s------g my pants while paying at the register when a violent intestinal squall popped up out of nowhere
3- got every awful break you can imagine throughout the round
4- dropped my custom epic max on the cart path, scuffing the s--t out of it
5- stuck behind one of the slowest groups i've seen in a long time
that's a bingo
long story short, we had an intruder in our back yard saturday night. wife opened the door to let the dog out one last time before going to bed somewhat early (it was just before 11pm), and he was standing there just staring back at her. didn't turn to run, didn't speak, she said he didn't really react at all. she screamed at him to leave, slammed and locked the door then called 911. i was upstairs, so i came running down. cops came quickly, didn't see him or anyone suspicious around, and that was it. neighbors' security cameras picked him up. he had been roaming around our homes, jumping fences and going into back yards, for at least TWO HOURS before our encounter. he was dressed like he was going out for the night; long sleeve button down with the sleeves rolled up a little, jeans, black dress shoes, no hat or any other attempt to conceal or hide. we're hoping he was just high at a party and got confused then was trying to find his way back. either way we are very shaken.
"They" say things happen in threes. You might want to consider wearing your oldest boxers and brown pants for the next few weeks. Just in case.