Critique my swing with an insult.

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I'm a hack. I would like some help with my swing but your reply must be insulting. Don't worry I can take it.





 

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I’ll get the party started!

Nice cast...did you catch that bass?

How is that queefy fade treating ya?
 

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You swing like a damned yankee.
 

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Jong! Clearly your swing scared away fashion sense.

Not bad. Moving good for old.
 

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Is that a golf swing or a sports bar? Cause I see a lot of chicken wings
 

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That's the best Over The Top move since Stallone :ROFLMAO:

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Ever thought of taking up knitting? :ROFLMAO:
 

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That swing is so aggressive that it tried to sell me a timeshare at the end of the video.
 

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It kinda looks like you’re competing in an ostrich hurling event.
 

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Referring to the first video:

You have Phil's calves, but definitely not his swing.

Maybe you should be swinging it lefty.
 

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You and your swing would be perfect for the next Cialis commercial




Lol love this idea, like the "describe your own swing/ last round threads" but being able to take a joke
 

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Oof that looks like a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a sheet of ice.
 

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That move is such a disease, I’m going to run a 5k to raise awareness for it.
 

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You move like a baboon with two clubbed feet.

 
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You’re too ‘armsy.’ Start the downswing with the hips. Oh yeah, the insult...uhhh... well... nice haircut 80s Kurt Russell! ;)
 

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This thread is awesome! Love @badolds not taking things seriously!
 

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Are you a shepherd? Looks like you do more goat humping than a Packers fan :)
 

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With a swing like that, you should put the clubs down and step away from the game....permanently, before someone gets hurt.
 

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Bahaha, love this thread! You move pretty quick for an old man, Dan.
 

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