Caption This Contest - 9-12-11

[JB]

Its time to do another THP Caption This Contest! To celebrate the beginning of the NFL Season, here is a picture of Tony Romo, with Tiger Woods and Jessica Simpson.

Caption this Photo and win a THP prize pack. The more entries we get, the better the prize pack will be! Equipment, Apparel, Accessories? You never know what shows up.

The Rules
1. Only one entry per person
2. Do not quote the photo when making your entry.
3. Keep the entries "clean".
4. Contest Open to anybody, but outside CONUS, must pay shipping of prize.
5. Post all Captions in this thread.
6. Please do not use photos or videos in your post.

Contest will run until Friday 9/16/11 at 11:59pm EST. and we will announce the winner the following day.

Winner - Spank818 "New CBS show coming out for fall... Two Has Beens and a Never Was"

 

[One-T]

this is hilarious!!!! (not my entry)

 

[courtgolf]

Tiger: Since my divorce, I've been working on a ventriloquist act to make new friends. I've gotten so good I can have a dummy on each arm."

 

[tdinbr]

"Looks like we've got a rack, a mack, and a hack!"

 

[Tmex]

The beginning of the end for Tony and Jessica, Tiger wasnt back but he definitely loves BACK.

 

[jlbrown70]

"Smiles all around after a long break on the turn".

 

[nerfny]

9-16-11 is Friday not Wednesday JB.

 

[SethO]

"Something's poking me," Romo thought.

 

[Spank818]

New CBS show coming out for fall... Two Has Beens and a Never Was

 

[JB]

9-16-11 is Friday not Wednesday JB.

Thanks Nerfny. It was supposed to say Friday. Fixed.

 

[jefferykane]

Perhaps Tiger has a new interest. Could be why the Cowboys lost last night. Romo can't focus!

 

[d_in_la]

The picture that inspired JJ Abrams and Damon Lindelof to write the pilot for LOST.

 

[Kmac]

Romo: Dont even think about it Tiger.
Tiger: I already did.
Jessica: What?
Romo and Tiger: LOL

 

[tyno]

"We usually don't allow 5-somes on the course, but I suppose we can make an exception..."

 

[One-T]

Tiger: "this will be easy, he is sponsored by Starter"

 

[Hanks]

How many boobs do you see in this picture?

 

[One-T]

Jessica- "Tiger, Tony.......... FOCUS"
Tiger- "BOFUS?"

 

[JTnumbers]

Tiger: Hey! You guys still together. You guys make the CUTEST couple.
Jessica: OMG nah wayyy. We broke up like totally 2 years ago.
Tony: Bro, I'm married.
Tiger: Giggity Giggity GOO. Alllllllllll Right.

 

[Dr. Teeth]

Tony: Tiger, watch where you put your hand!
Jessica: Huh???

 

[ddec]

"It's awkward to be standing between these two. I mean he is supposed to be my friend, but she was worth it."

 

[JaxGolfer1]

"How the hell am I supposed to concentrate with a smurf like that walking around?" (Using the voice of Capt. Tom Everett from Caddyshack II)

 

[SD Charlie]

"Must resist! Smile at the camera! Don't look down her shirt! C'mon man you can do this!!"

 

[Jeanthemachine]

Tony to self: "Can you believe I am standing next to those two?" " And Tiger's here too!"

 

[yorkem]

Tiger thinks: She's like Elin only dumber...THIS COULD WORK!!!

 

[Chunkylover77]

Romo: Man I can't believe I missed that 2 inch putt at the end. I had made everything all day till the end
Tiger: So who wants to eat at Perkins
Jessica: So wait. Do stripes make them look bigger or smaller?